Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors

I did almost all the achievements in a single afternoon. I've seen wojaks in this game that I could never fathom in my imagination. wojaks that i couldn't tell whether or not they were supposed to be offensive. my brain is fried. watched some Louis Theroux documentaries during my time playing this. hopefully that mitigates some of the brain damage i've incurred today

Have you ever heard a story about five little chuddies jumping on a bed? Yes I was one of them, I saw my brothers bumping their heads and mother saying to us "no more jumping on a bed" but we didn`t listen to her. I was the last one the most stubborn becouse i remembered the golden rule Nothing Ever Happends. Well it happend I fell mother wasn`t so happy but it didn`t stop me. With age I have grown up, my mother asked me when I would bring a foid to our home like rest of my fakecel brothers, she just couldnt grasp the concept that I won`t become a fakecel. I knew that Nothing Ever Happends on my dating front. With time I started to watch true Chads and wanted to become one but the problem is aren`t chads just fakecels? I mean they are surrounded by foids while being a chad doesn`t it make them a fakecel? IcCan`t live like that my mother is threatening me that she will kick me out of the house but as we all now Nothing Ever Happends and It won`t happend just like the great thinkerer of our times Chudha said "it won`t". Tge game reflected that and made belive even more in the fact that Nothing Ever Happends on the Happening front.