Galaxy City®

okay i got through eight areas, ending in a jumping sequence you literally cannot complete in the first five minutes i became a flying rhino, and for the following twenty minutes i flew into the distance until i was in some strange stone things. i wasn't sure if they were actually going to exist, but lo and behold, the map is weirdly massive you play a baby with an axe, and there's a lady. you go to some stacked cones to go to the next area. you can fight stuff, but you are weak, like a baby. i picked up a glowing weapon thing and a potion, neither of which i could use. there are no saves or checkpoints, you die and the game resets entirely, except your coins for some reason. no idea how i even got coins in the first place. there's no progress or leveling, just weirdly assembled worlds stuffed with red guys with red marks over their head from any distance. some of them are different sizes, and they will just kill you. again, you don't have to fight anything, and you shouldn't because that sucks. the volume sliders reset on leaving the menu, so you can't actually change the incredibly loud volume except through your computer's audio settings directly. no graphics options, no actual options at all besides the non functional volume sliders. oh, there's a wiki. i mean it says wiki, but it's a page of broken english with no actual information, not that i even expected that. i eventually found webpages related to the studio, but they're so broken it's nuts. if i didn't see this was being made somewhere in india i'd be wondering if i stumbled across some bonkers ARG, and i honestly still don't know if i did or not considering how nothing here makes sense. why was this almost ten gigs? how??? i feel physically damaged, and i'm pretty sure i just gave myself a virus. the discord has one member, and it's the creator. there's one message from them from back in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ november? i'm so confused. i need a drink, cigarettes, some good rope, and a dramatic tree on a hill because where has my life led me to that i played Galaxy Citizen. last note, to that guy who has 67 hours in this game why #noracism