Fat Dude Simulator

I was told of forest nymphs and combat, however ive not encountered a single forest nymph. Epic fail.

This game took me on a fat dude’s odyssey to a fat dude’s paradise. Despite the map being small, the dark atmosphere of the forest combined with the derelict church and the empty trailer does an incredible job of painting a picture of what happened here. The environment tells its story quietly, and it works. The gameplay itself isn’t anything revolutionary, but honestly, it doesn’t try to lie to you. Jack is fat, but he’s strong. When he kicks, he kicks hard. That’s the best part. You don’t need to worry about dodge rolls, perfect parries, or any of that lame stuff. It’s refreshingly straightforward. As a fat guy myself, I found the story genuinely relatable. I was honestly moved seeing Jack’s story told through this medium. Starting in the warm but eerie camp, then breaking past our boundaries to see what lies beyond, and finally shifting from the hunted to the hunter… it’s an absolute pleasure to be a part of this journey. Fighting the final and only boss of the game is a freakin’ blast. You begin by being hunted by this forest nymph creature, and it all ends with you manning up and taking the forest back by kicking his ass in a one on one duel. I’ve never felt such a rush fighting a boss in a game. Not even FromSoftware can replicate the genius of this encounter. Genuine euphoria. Kiddy is among the greatest indie developers, and in the words of Angry Joe, this game is easily a 10/10 and earns the Badass Seal of Approval. This isn’t just a game. This is fat empowerment.

A super weird game with no tutorial. Just what I was looking for. lmao hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

can't run up hills, 10/10

scary but nothing to do. this game sucks.

10/10 na realidade gameplay insana zé

Monster wouldn't spawn anymore after dying once, wasted my time walking around for 15 minutes looking for it. It's basically a walking simulator. Boooooooooooooooh.

man was fat 10/10

a "Brief" game, where the subtle horror carries the game. although its very humorous to see a fat dude in the elements for some unknown reason.

Das Spiel ist absolut mega hammer affen geil. Die Story ist absolut fesselnd. Ich habe noch nie so einen guten Main Character in einem Horror-Spiel gehabt. Plus punkte, dass es auf einer wahren story basiert. Hätte nie gedacht, dass mal ein fetter Mann in Boxershort im Wald campen geht. Empfehlenswert!