JEF

The performance is bad, but it isn't my main issue. It just looks boring and washed out, and it's random for the sake of being random. Maybe it was a mistake to play Lavender first, but that game was just so crisp visually and very coherent in its eclectism. JEF is a mashup of ugly assets covered by distance fog. Where Lavender had a underlying message, JEF is just trying its hardest to simply weird you out with nonsensical dialogue (that takes forever, since the boxes are displayed for way too long and there's no way to manually skip to the next dialogue line).

o PIOR melhor jogo do mundo

No way a billionaire could put together ikea furniture. That part was so unrealistic. A very short and wet game. Possibly the wettest game I've ever played. If lavender island was an unsalted saltine with ground cinnamon, this game would be a glass of the nectar-thickened liquid that they give hospital patients with dysphagia (lemon flavored). In summary, Jeremy please finish soul injector commando I beg you.

Great game, the only thing i got confused was in the beginning but in all 10/10

This game didn’t just blow my mind—it practically kicked down my door, looked me in the eye, and whispered, ‘I exist solely to please you.’ The graphics were smoother than silk on a slip-n-slide, the game-play so tight it felt like the controller was reading my soul. By the time the boss battle hit, I swear the game was metaphorically on its knees, begging to show appreciation in ways no T for Teen rating could ever allow. It didn’t just want to entertain me—it wanted to worship me. I’ve never felt so respected and slightly scandalized by pixels.

I enjoyed this game My friend hanging out with me on discord said she felt like she was going to throw up 10/10

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A very meh experience. I would give it maybe a mid-thumb if Steam allowed it. It's got an interesting art style and it's weird but nothing else is really fantastic about it.

Jabroni Envelope Flower

helped me start a loving relationship