Awaken as an alien. How did you get here? No idea! What's your name? No one knows! Explore the strange colonies of a spa-cult civilization to find your way home. Unravel cosmic jokes, befriend digital ghosts, and discover what “you” means in a universe built on absurdity.
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.14/day in the week to Sep 3 → 0.57/day in the week after.
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Awaken as an alien. How did you get here? No idea! What's your name? No one knows! Explore the strange colonies of a spa-cult civilization to find your way home. Unravel cosmic jokes, befriend digital ghosts, and discover what “you” means in a universe built on absurdity.
In JEF, you’re dropped into the middle of a cosmic walkabout that went off the rails centuries ago. The world is beautiful but meaningless — alien cities glitter with purpose that you'll never comprehend. Through exploration and interaction, maybe you can piece together who you are and what you're doing here. Or maybe not! The world hates you! It happens.
You don't come here as a conqueror. You are a visitor. A drifter. A wanderer. And here you'll find a bathhouse cathedral. A religious resort. A simulation of life. You desperately want to understand every encounter but it feels like you're overhearing a half-jumbled secret instead.
At its heart, JEF is an existential comedy about memory, faith, and the weirdness of being alive. You’re a tourist in your own consciousness, just trying to laugh before the void logs you out.
Genres
Sums Steam only; GOG, Epic publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $1.19−70% | 129reviews | 92% | — | $3.6K |
| $1.19−70% | 4ratings | 70% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 49 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
The performance is bad, but it isn't my main issue. It just looks boring and washed out, and it's random for the sake of being random. Maybe it was a mistake to play Lavender first, but that game was just so crisp visually and very coherent in its eclectism. JEF is a mashup of ugly assets covered by distance fog. Where Lavender had a underlying message, JEF is just trying its hardest to simply weird you out with nonsensical dialogue (that takes forever, since the boxes are displayed for way too long and there's no way to manually skip to the next dialogue line).
No way a billionaire could put together ikea furniture. That part was so unrealistic. A very short and wet game. Possibly the wettest game I've ever played. If lavender island was an unsalted saltine with ground cinnamon, this game would be a glass of the nectar-thickened liquid that they give hospital patients with dysphagia (lemon flavored). In summary, Jeremy please finish soul injector commando I beg you.
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For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 49 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
o PIOR melhor jogo do mundo
Great game, the only thing i got confused was in the beginning but in all 10/10
This game didn’t just blow my mind—it practically kicked down my door, looked me in the eye, and whispered, ‘I exist solely to please you.’ The graphics were smoother than silk on a slip-n-slide, the game-play so tight it felt like the controller was reading my soul. By the time the boss battle hit, I swear the game was metaphorically on its knees, begging to show appreciation in ways no T for Teen rating could ever allow. It didn’t just want to entertain me—it wanted to worship me. I’ve never felt so respected and slightly scandalized by pixels.
I enjoyed this game My friend hanging out with me on discord said she felt like she was going to throw up 10/10
A very meh experience. I would give it maybe a mid-thumb if Steam allowed it. It's got an interesting art style and it's weird but nothing else is really fantastic about it.
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Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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