Escape Doodland

Каракулево на грани гибели. Раньше страна была полна жизни, теперь изменилась. У вас два пути: бежать или принять неизбежную смерть.

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I'm a terrible player but the game is funny (and hard, or hardiest)

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I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

Безумный платформер-раннер в причудливой мире созданным на школьной тетрадке. Высокая скорость игры, разнообразные локации и сартирно-пердёжный юмор. Безумие на экране напоминает мульты от Adult Swim.

Escape Doodland (разработчики — Ultimate Games S.A. и Art Games Studio S.A.) — 2D‑платформер‑раннер с необычной графикой в стиле школьных каракулей. Суть: убегать от монстра, который преследует героя. Нужно прыгать, карабкаться, уворачиваться от препятствий и собирать зелёные бобы (валюта) и спички (дают особые способности). Ключевые особенности: визуальная стилистика — будто мир нарисован в школьной тетради; 10 уровней с разными локациями (вода, горы, канализация и др.); особые способности за спички: рывки (горизонтальный/вертикальный) и «токсичный запах» для замедления монстра; магазин: тратьте бобы на новых персонажей и модификаторы навыков; два режима сложности: «Hard» (с чекпоинтами) и «Harder» (без сохранений); атмосферный саундтрек; платформа: PC (Steam). Минусы: очень короткая (прохождение — ~1,5 часа); неудобный интерфейс (важная информация плохо видна во время игры); некоторые препятствия сложно заметить из‑за стиля графики; повторяющиеся элементы в дизайне уровней; сложности в управлении (много команд на нескольких клавишах). Итог: забавная игра ради визуальной эстетики и лёгкого вызова. Подойдёт для разовой сессии и любителей нестандартных платформеров — лучше брать по скидке.

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