Don't Die! Douche!

Don't buy this game.

Well, I played this game as a friend made it, and I thought I'd show my support. I'm very glad I did, but partly wishing I hadn't. The main reason is because it's so infuriating. It is a great game though, and I'm determined to complete it. Get it. Have fun, and try not to launch anything.

Don't Die! Douche! is one of those games you just want to keep playing out of sheer joyful anger. It's anarchic humour and rage inducing difficulty make you want to keep coming back for more... a bit like your mum.

This game is fun. It is relaxing but at the same time fills you with RAGE! You simply don't know what's going to kill you or when it's going to kill you.It will make you sweat, you'll laugh, you may even rage quit. I have live streamed this game on Twitch and I was giggling like a schoolgirl and I'd not even had a beer. Get some mates round, have a few beers and challenge one another to not die. Have fun!

Totally worth it. Another one of those rage-baiting platform games that would frustrate you. It was pretty short, and the Christmas DLC was alright. I enjoy looking at the references and seeing how goofy the gameplay is.

Absolutely infuriating. I've rage quit this game more times in the first week than anything ever before. Yet I can't help but go back to it out of sheer determination to beat the next level. Highly recommended if you love 2D side scrolling platformers.