Eaten Alive

Not Recommended

Если предательство имело место... Значит в системе есть критический изъян. К счастью его устранением Консул сейчас и занимается

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I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

Space Cat Studios should remake this one and keep in mind Sterling came out as non-binary.

Yes.

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[h1]Eaten Alive: Un Festín de Frustración[/h1] [h2]Resumen[/h2] Imagina que te invitan a una cena pero, sorpresa, ¡tú eres el plato principal! \Eaten Alive\ parece servir esta premisa en bandeja de plata, pero desafortunadamente no es el festín que promete ser. ¡Prepárate para experimentar el menú del descontento! [h2]Aspectos importantes e interesantes[/h2] Si hay algo que podemos destacar de \Eaten Alive\ es su original concepto. ¿Cuántas veces tienes la oportunidad de jugar literalmente la cena de un monstruo hambriento? Además, para ser justos, no todos los juegos pueden ofrecer una banda sonora que te hace pensar que tal vez, estar sentado en el consultorio del dentista no es tan malo comparado con esto. [h2]Aspectos por mejorar[/h2] ¿Por dónde empezar? La jugabilidad es como intentar cortar un bistec con una cuchara: completamente inadecuada. La historia tenía potencial, pero parece que fue escrita en una servilleta durante el almuerzo. Los gráficos son, bueno, digamos que te harán apreciar esos juegos del 2001 que aún guardas en el fondo del baúl. Y la inteligencia artificial podría ser fácilmente superada por un microondas. [h2][table][/h2] [tr][th]Categoría[/th][th]Puntuación[/th][th]Comentarios[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]3[/td][td]Menos interactiva que una película de los años 20.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]2[/td][td]Podría ser vencida por un babuino entrenado.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]4[/td][td]Es como un buffet de desayuno después de las 11 AM: sólo sobras.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Video / Gráficos[/td][td]3[/td][td]\Arte\ es una palabra generosa aquí.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]2[/td][td]Menos emocionante que leer el manual de un electrodoméstico.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]5[/td][td]Inspirado claramente en un patio durante un apagón.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos[/td][td]3[/td][td]¿Eran efectos o errores gráficos? Difícil decir.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]4[/td][td]Bueno para pruebas de resistencia auditiva.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]2[/td][td]Tan auténticas como una marca genérica de cola.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][td]5[/td][td]Tantos bugs que casi cuentan como un ecosistema.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Total[/td][td]33[/td][td]Compruébalo tú mismo... o mejor no.[/td][/tr] [h2]Conclusión Final[/h2] [h3]No lo compres[/h3] Si bien todos merecemos una segunda oportunidad, tal vez sea mejor que dejes que \Eaten Alive\ sea devorado por el olvido. No es tan sabroso como promete, y definitivamente no es el tipo de juego que quieres meter a tu colección, a menos que seas coleccionista de desastres digitales. ¡Que no te coman el coco, este juego está mejor en el menú que en tu plato!