
A satirical 2D strategy game set in the Strait of Hormuz. Control fleets, play cards, and manipulate oil prices. Meanwhile, your incompetent general keeps issuing increasingly unhinged orders. Keep the price of oil where he wants it, or the world will pay the price.
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Media

About
You work for Freedom Delivery Solutions — an official United States Government contractor specializing in energy security, strategic deterrence, and the timely delivery of democracy to volatile regions.
Your General has a target. He needs oil at a specific price per barrel. He's given you a deadline. He hasn't given you much else — except a fleet, a deck of cards, and an opinion on everything.

Your mission is simple. The execution is anything but.
Deploy warships to escalate conflict or enforce a ceasefire until you are ready.
Play strategy cards: airstrikes, embargoes, diplomatic pressure
React to live Situation Room events: OPEC decisions, geopolitical shocks, rogue state provocations
Watch the oil price ticker — every action has a market consequence 
The catch? Your General is spectacularly unqualified, some call him an idiot. He'll tweet during crises. He'll claim credit for your victories. A sharp political satire wrapped in a strategy game.
"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Tremendously coincidental. The best coincidence. Nobody has ever seen such a coincidence."
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
Reviews
Well well well...you have to read the lines that are there, and the resemblance to real people is purely coincidental. but it's fun for the money, like a mini standup with a game
The core gameplay loop is quite engaging and the satirical elements add a lot of charm. However, it could use some quality-of-life improvements regarding the interface and balancing. Still, it's an enjoyable experience with good potential for future updates.
I really enjoyed the game. The difficulty levels feel well balanced, and the humor makes the experience even more entertaining. I would love to see more content in the future, especially additional customization options and different choices for silos. Overall, it is a fun game with a lot of potential.
A nice TD game with good dark humor. With an up to date topic, it was a laugh for me. Other than that, easy learning curve and a nice time spender. Approved.
There is an issue with the optimal path. I can simply exploit mine purchases and keep progressing through the game. The overall playtime is short, there should also be more content. Other than that, playing a war simulation in the Strait of Hormuz is fun.
Really enjoyed this one. The mix of strategy, resource management, and real time desicion making keeps every session engaging.
The idea is fun and the whole oil price mechanic adds some nice pressure to each run. Some of the political jokes also got a laugh out of me. That said, it still feels a bit rough and limited, especially when it comes to the UI, visual consistency and overall variety. Fun for a few short runs, but it definitely needs more content and polish.
Related
Related
Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Related
| Succubus's making lunch | $804 | 59 | 73% | $0.99 |
| Jurassic Attack | $805 | 65 | 74% | $0.99 |
| Little Adventurer III | $805 | 59 | 22% | $0.90 |
| 正宗台灣十六張麻將2 | $806 | 57 | 93% | $2.99 |
| Bunny Space Odyssey: The countdown | $801 | 52 | 98% | $0.99 |
| Triclinium | $801 | 64 | 95% | $0.99 |
Related
| 7 Days to Die | $425.3M | 398.5K | 87% | $44.99 |
| Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord | $309.8M | 294.6K | 88% | $49.99 |
| Squad | $166.4M | 240.8K | 81% | $39.99 |
| Don't Starve Together | $164.7M | 540.3K | 95% | $14.99 |
| Raft | $144M | 376.3K | 93% | $19.99 |
| Mount & Blade: Warband | $102M | 171.7K | 98% | $19.99 |