Celeste

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8.4 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Este jogo é Incrivel! Se tu quer sofrer no Parkour, esse jogo é o que você estava procurando

[h1] Celeste is almost a perfect platformer. [/h1] This game is an indie 2D platformer where we’re playing as a girl who goes through the emotional distress but tries to overcome it. This idea is visualized by us trying to climb a mountain “Celeste” while our evil “self” is trying to oppose us. [h2] PROS [/h2] The main highlight of this game is the thought-out gameplay and level design. Being able to dash any direction desired is a game changer. There are also numerous advanced mechanics such as wave-dashing, crouch-dashing and hyper-dashing. I also really like how there is a lot of interesting gimmicks and unique mechanics for each level. This makes it genuinely interesting to play and progress further. For a low-bit pixel game the graphics looks superior. The colors work together super nicely and the character animation looks extremely fluid. Each location has its own distinct vibe. All of this combined creates really cozy atmosphere that fits the theme. Music in Celeste really made me feel something. Each location has its own tailor-made song that doesn’t feel out of place and adds onto overall atmosphere. Some blocks and interactive items have sound that also compliment the game really well. I feel like the story is pretty decent but nothing groundbreaking. I like how there’s a lot of metaphors and moral lessons, but there could’ve been more depth and some parts felt as if they were really dragged for no reason. [h2] CONS [/h2] The game is hard capped to 60FPS. Almost everyone has high refresh rate monitor nowadays, and 60FPS feels incredibly choppy/borderline unplayable for 2D game like Celeste. If you don’t wanna spend time getting used to low refresh rate experience, there is patches available online that fixes this issue. Be mindful that this carries its own risk since those are all third-party software, and can break the game in some way or another. I really like gameplay in Celeste, but there is some part of it that I can’t stand; levels with cycles where you need to learn the specific pattern in order to beat it. This makes the gameplay really learny and boring to play. I would rather play segments that require raw mechanical skill instead. Replay value in Celeste is almost non-existent, and the amount of content is also not something to brag about. There is only a couple different ending that are just tied to you 100%’ing the game, which took me only 63 hours to do (not counting golden strawberries). [h2] TLDR [/h2] Buy this game. It’s absolutely worth $20. Skip only if you hate pixel graphics and platforming.

Muy buen juego, una vez lo probe en el gamepass pero no me ajusto el tiempo para completarlo, ahora que lo compre en steam para terminarlo no me arrepiento, los primeros 8 niveles son fáciles, pero habeces desafiantes, la historia también es un gran punto en este juego, con una historia de auto superación, pero con detalles dentro de el juego que es mejor que los vayas descubriendo por tu cuenta, también cada nivel tiene 2 tipos de variante, los lado B que son niveles un poco mas largos y difíciles que los niveles base, y los lado C niveles muy cortos pero extremadamente difíciles, también el juego cuenta con un capítulo 9 el cual continua la historia y en gameplay es el mas difícil de todos, juntando mecanicas de todos los niveles y añadiendo nuevas, a pesar de la dificultad de el juego tiene un gameplay muy entretenido y divertido, es un juego que le recomiendo a cualquiera que le gusten los plataformas, y si no has jugado ningun plataformas este juego también es exelente para iniciar.

Good game :)

fck the blue bubbles, fck the wind, fck the pink clouds, fck the feathers and fy too:D greatest game ever NO RAGE NO PAIN JUST PURE JOY AND SATISFACTION WITH A COOL SOUNDTRACK! JUST PLAY THE GAME ITS GOOD FOR THE NERVES HAVE FUN :3

Good

I HATE THIS TRANSEXUAL WOKE SLOP GAME

I m outragd and disgutsted. this game i the worst piece of utter dog hite i feel lie i m goig tk rip my eyes out. i stg if you fel lie playin game whereou ie repeatedly, play ded cdll or hm1 or 2. i despie this gamd wth such a hot burnkng passion that it haunts me. nd don look me lke im some hateul hudho a nevr played h gae. i have 17 hrs on it chud. it is te trans main character: i am a support of trrans rigts. it is the fact that this game is so bad. allegory for ental health. mo lie alegory for a pil f poop. this has nthig to do with mental healh an has all to do with beig stupi pile opop. i am writig this in pure rae afte sending 4 quid on 17 hr i will never ge back. i expect full reimbursmentfrom stem thr cretr ofth poopy wopoy poopfest