Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

Did you know that Captain Wayne doesn't know what sex is? What Captain Wayne does know, however, is how to respect your time. Yes, in this game, you can save whenever, wherever, and jump right back in where you last left off. This is already pretty damn good, so what about the rest of the stuff? Right below. THE GOOD: + Unique aesthetic reminiscent of newgrounds and 2000s internet. Specifically, it reminds me of Alien Hominid, and has a similar sense of humor + Incredibly fast-paced gameplay. I'd be willing to bet that the Dev team has ADHD, because there's never a dull moment here. From the high-speed fights, to the platforming, to the soundtrack; I saw a reviewer describe this game as "being on drugs" and all I can say about that is "YES" + Speaking of the soundtrack, it is nothing short of glorious. Nearly every song is a banger. Especially the main menu music + This game just oozes personality. Look at Wayne, for example. He's a filthy criminal, but also one of the most badass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'll ever see. + Never have I ever played a game that made me want to smoke cigars, chug beer, and shoot shotguns as much as this one. + Doesn't overstay its welcome by being appropriately short. + Despite the fact that the campaign is quite well-made, the game really shines in Riptide Rampage (score attack/survival mode). Small arena, lots of ammo, good soundtrack, and you got yourself a banger. + From a completionist standpoint, the game is perfectly reasonable to 100%. THE BAD STUFF - It can be a little overwhelming at times. I played in 30 minute chunks simply because it's so overstimulating that I needed a break from just 50% of a stage. Thankfully, the game's saves allow for just that. - The final two bosses are less interesting, and not as memorable. despite the fact that it should be the opposite Does Captain Wayne achieve what it was trying to do? Absolutely. Is it worth buying? YES. Is it worth getting on a sale? 100%. Is it worth getting at full price? Considering the quality of the material, I'd say so. Is there someone whom I wouldn't recommend it towards? Probably people who are easily overstimulated/have biological sensory challenges. I know you can make the game slower but I don't know how. 9.2/10, easily.

If you don't have Duke Caribbean: Life's a Beach, this is an excellent alternative!

Absolutely splendid. 8/10. The game is like a bit over four hours long. I'm just bad. The janky early-flash aesthetic just weirdly works for the "cutscene" segments. Combat is chaotic, and the movement ability of this game makes you a gun-wielding monkey. Also ♥♥♥♥ the seagulls btw. May they rot in the depths of the sea.

Невероятно раздражающий СДВГ пенис бумер-шутер. Графика может быть и интересная, но в движении сливается в лютую, неразличимую кашу. Выслеживать и различать врагов практически невозможно, ориентируешься чисто по полученному в хлеборезку урону (а получать будете его постоянно). В это просто неприятно играть из-за слишком лютой динамики, от которой гудит голова уже спустя 5 минут сессии.

This game is incredible. I had so much fun with this game from start to finish, even when the difficulty ramped up as it went on. I was not expecting this game to go as hard as it does, and I was pleasantly surprised. Would highly recommend.

CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION is a hidden gem and I can easily recommend it to someone who enjoys a good boomer shooter. The standout feature of CAPTAIN WAYNE is the HUMOROUS TONE, and the EXCELLENT CUTSCENES sprinkled throughout the campaign. This game is genuinely funny throughout its duration, which I can't say for almost any other game. The campaign is kinda short but densely packed with fun and diverse levels, and sandwiched by amazing cutscenes. The weapon roster is creative and fun, and I really like the enemy roster for the most part too. There is a really cool KICK MECHANIC which shoots you forward at great speeds. The game utilizes this kick within combat itself, and as a tool for platforming, and I found it to be super fun. There is a good amount of PLATFORMING in this game but it was never frustrating to me, and it helps pace out the levels. There's also a horde mode available and I think it's alright. It's a fun supplemental game mode but is pretty tedious if you are trying to go for all the achievements. CAPTAIN WAYNE is only $10 full price, and it goes on sale often for way less and I can easily recommend it at those prices. This game rules and is very underappreciated!

Never before have I played a game where the gameplay feels like what people say crack is like. Just reeled me in hook line and sinker. ...HOW IS THIS ONLY TEN DOLLARS WHAT DO YOU MEAN

This made me want to consume horrifying amounts of seafood and alcohol