Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

Never before have I played a game where the gameplay feels like what people say crack is like. Just reeled me in hook line and sinker. ...HOW IS THIS ONLY TEN DOLLARS WHAT DO YOU MEAN

captain wayne has a purple problem

the dev gotta have fun while making this game

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CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION is a hidden gem and I can easily recommend it to someone who enjoys a good boomer shooter. The standout feature of CAPTAIN WAYNE is the HUMOROUS TONE, and the EXCELLENT CUTSCENES sprinkled throughout the campaign. This game is genuinely funny throughout its duration, which I can't say for almost any other game. The campaign is kinda short but densely packed with fun and diverse levels, and sandwiched by amazing cutscenes. The weapon roster is creative and fun, and I really like the enemy roster for the most part too. There is a really cool KICK MECHANIC which shoots you forward at great speeds. The game utilizes this kick within combat itself, and as a tool for platforming, and I found it to be super fun. There is a good amount of PLATFORMING in this game but it was never frustrating to me, and it helps pace out the levels. There's also a horde mode available and I think it's alright. It's a fun supplemental game mode but is pretty tedious if you are trying to go for all the achievements. CAPTAIN WAYNE is only $10 full price, and it goes on sale often for way less and I can easily recommend it at those prices. This game rules and is very underappreciated!

There are a lot of thought I could write about the mechanics of this game, how it manages to avoid the common pitfalls in boomer shooters of having to spend more time thumping walls for health and bullets then actually kicking ass... But like how Captain wayne says "♥♥♥♥ you" to the resource economy, I say ♥♥♥♥ you to all that "Thinking man" ♥♥♥♥! You shoot gun, and if gun don't work, you shoot more gun! Captain Wayne makes duke nukem seem like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ that has to cry to mommy. Captain Wayne puts the violence into "Cartoon Violence"!

The whole game is crunchy as hell and REAKS of newgrounds. I love it.

This game flew under the radar for most people, but every minute is packed with addictive gameplay inspired from Serious Sam to modern DOOM that is easily worth the $10.