Bum Simulator

es un juego muy monotono y aburrido

购物车太难控制，转向速度也不能调整

twas a decent bummin

Good lord I don't know. Bought this for a few quid when I was really hungover and wanted some mindless offensive immersive sim slop. The writing here is both kinda horrendous and genius in that, whilst most attempts at humour in the dialogue falls mad flat, at least it is distancing itself so far from reality that I don't feel like a total piece of ♥♥♥♥ for playing it. The slop itself isn't too bad really, there seems to be a lot to do and quite a considerable map and plenty of ways to break, exploit and ♥♥♥♥ up this game if you're into that stuff. Anyway tldr, sim slop isn't as bad as it looks but still expect total slop. EDIT: Actually no ♥♥♥♥ this game, just got far enough into it. These developers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Buy this game if you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There is a right way to do a masculine trans woman trope and a wrong way. This was the wrong way.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Perfect ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☐ Excellent ☑ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Amazing ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No difficulty needed ☐ Just press 'W" ☑ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you like to collect things ☐ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc. ☐ Average grind level ☑ A little grindy ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ No Story ☐ Twilight was a better love story than this ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ 1-2 Hours ☐ 2-5 Hours ☐ 5-10 Hours ☐ 10-20 Hours ☐ 20-50 Hours ☐ 50+ Hours ☐ 100+ Hours ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Replayablity }--- ☐ You won't even finish it the first time ☐ None, once was enough ☐ Not that kind of game ☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever ☑ Maybe once or twice, to try something new ☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is ☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough ☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc ---{ Price }--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If you have some money to blow ☑ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time ☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.) ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Very low ☐ Low ☑ Average ☐ High ☐ Too much ---{ Worth It }--- ☐ Hell no! ☐ If you have a lot of cash ☑ Worth it! ☐ Get it now! ☐ Life is not complete without this game! ---{ TEXT }--- I really like this simulator called Bum Simulator. It was a crazy adventure from the beginning and it still is. I can understand some of the complaints people have (I don't really like the graphics or mechanics of the game either, but it works). The music is crazy and really adds to the crazy experience, whether you decide to piss on the cops or save your friends. The story is full of unknowns and all sorts of interesting things. P.S.: I recommend it! ---{ 7 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Goyslop

Как незатейливый экшон приключение - самое то. По настроению и атмосфере похоже на Постал, только более позитивно и без ультранасилия. Вообщем игра чтобы весело провести время, а дальше уже как пойдет, может кому-то станет скучно, а кто-то соберется и пройдет до конца.