Bud Spencer & Terence Hill - Slaps And Beans

I am in complete shock that this exists... I am in love!

This pixel-powered fist festival is an outrageously loving tribute to the legendary spaghetti-slap cinema of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill — but squeezed gloriously into chunky 8-bit form. It feels like someone stuffed an entire cult classic movie marathon into a retro arcade cabinet and then told it to start punching. The 8-bit interpretation is absolutely insane (in the best way). Flying fists, perfectly timed bonks, and that unmistakable cafeteria-brawl energy — it’s all there. I half expected beans to spill out of my speakers. Speaking of speakers: the soundtrack is gigantic. Every tune teleports me straight back into the films. Close your eyes and you can practically smell dusty saloons and hear someone getting comically walloped across the room. The story actually ties everything together nicely instead of just being “go here, punch that.” Achievements are cleverly placed, rewarding you for embracing the chaos properly — not just button-mashing like a caffeinated woodpecker. And the wordplay? Chef’s kiss. The humor lands as solidly as the uppercuts. Long story short: I laughed, I punched, I reminisced. And yes, I’m absolutely grabbing the sequel — because clearly, there are more beans that need slapping.

What a fantastic game! Loved it, laughed a lot, bringing back such great memories and the soundtrack from the movies adds that extra special feeling to it. Simple and wonderful, worth every penny

Это добротный битемап, который сделан с любовью. Если вам не знакома эта парочка - Бад Спесер и Теренс Хилл, то крайне рекомендую посмотреть их фильмы, откроете для себя хорошее кино и конечно же проникнитесь симпатией и атмосферой фильмов прошлого, в которых они играли. Игра пытается быть разнообразной по сюжету, по гемплею со здоровой толикой юмора и харизмы главный героев. Даже если у вас нет друга - эту игру вы пройдете в компании этих двух колоритных персонажей. Тут есть и погони и драки и гонки и стелс. Чем то напоминает старые добрые 16 бытные игры с консолей и аркадных автоматов П.С. Она намного лучше сделана нашумевшей и распиаренной игры про терминатора.

It was a good game until the eating duel part and when stealth level came. Too many enemies made the game unfun because didn't get any power upgrade or anything... just tons of enemies to beat by the same hits all the time.. got bored... too bad because I liked it at first..

Slaps And Beans is a classic 2D "beat 'em up" game where you walk from left to right and fight waves of enemies. The game doesn't try to be complicated. The controls are easy to learn, and the main goal is just to enjoy the action. It feels very lighthearted because of the humor. The characters react exactly like they do in their movies - there are funny facial expressions, silly animations, and plenty of jokes tucked into the dialogue and the background. The developers used a pixel-art style that looks great and colorful. The best part, however, is the 70s and 80s music. They used the actual songs from the original movies, which makes the whole experience feel authentic. When the music kicks in during a fight, it really feels like you are playing through an old action-comedy film. Overall, it is a fun and simple game. It focuses on making you laugh and giving you a sense of nostalgia through its great soundtrack and funny combat. If you like the old movies or just want a game that is easy to pick up and play, this is a great choice.

Unfassbar, dass ein ZWEI-Spieler-Coop-Spiel keine ZWEI Controller gleichzeitig unterstützt. Egal ob Lokal und per Remote Play, einer der Spieler MUSS mit Tastatur spielen. Einfach ein Downgrade gegenüber der Konsolenversion und eine absolute Frechheit noch dazu.

WARNING!! WARNING!! BE PREPARED TO MAKE FREQUENT TRIPS TO THE TOILET, because, if you're like me, heavily into slapstick comedy (particularly to do with these 2 very well known boys!), you'll spend most of your time crying or peeing in your pants from laughter, than actually playing, LOL... The people that designed this game did an absolutely superb job at portraying Bud and Terence correctly and keeping the memory of them alive in this game - R.I.P. Bud Spencer! :( - ....the fight moves (such as Terence's rapid swinging fist attack; my mom calls Terence the 'Windmill' whenever he does that move in his films, because of the circular way he swings his fists around, making it look like his opponents are literally being smacked to death by a living windmill xD There's even a HILARIOUS move where, if you position an enemy between you and the other character - for isntance, let's say you're playing as Terence, and the other character is Bud, controlled by AI; it works vise versa, though, if you're Bud, and the AI is Terence - you can punch the enemy towards Bud, and he will punch him back to you, you can then punch them back to Bud, back and forth, back and forth, LOL, until the enemy dies), the clothing outfits, the goofy music and punch sound effects, the same exact dialogue, which are ALL exactly the same in the movies Bud and Terence have starred in. What a gem!!! Having watched just about all the old comedy movies these 2 boys have starred in, it's absolutely DELIGHTFUL seeing all the details, even the smallest ones, so accurately portrayed in this game, you can tell there's a lot of love and effort put into this game! Something cool about playing multiplayer when with someone at home, you don't actually have to play on the same keyboard! One player can attach and play with a controller, and the other can play on the keyboard. P.S. There is a bit of swearing in the dialogue, which I'm personally not a fan of, but it doesn't happen as much, only every now and then.