Wolfenstein: The New Order

super fun shooter and runs GREAT on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pc

This is the worst possible game ever created. the game starts out with a steam punk 1946 sequence which was the only enjoyable part of the whole game. later you get hurt and get some kind of paralysis for the next 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. then you regain movement because a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ maid named Ania needs your help since shes been kidnapped by "nazis" the game calls every soldier of the reich a nazi and makes them wear silly dark suits. it dehumanizes the reich soldiers to the point of a cat with a big black sweater that with its baton can jump up to 3 meters to stab you (ignoring the fact that these battons should be blunt) i think the game gave blazkowicz a knife to interpret his very mini penis compared to the reich armys big battons. coming back to the things i said earlier the game makes every german look like a deformed child. which honestly if i had no context i would think that deformed kids rebelled against people who laughted at them and now they are turning everyone into deformed kids. the weapons are boring. having the most futuristic looking weapons which makes it seem that the reich is actually trying to make the world advanced to stop world hunger. blazkowicz or błaszczykowski or whathever looks like a deformed botox child who was under the great liberal schemist. his face is so deformed that for some time i thought that the game imagine's an empire inside a womans womb where deformed cells made an empire against healthy cells and now they all have cancer since 80% of these people are balding in their 50s. for some reason dogs are used as mechs which doesnt make sense since fuhrer like animals. unless he had vasectomy and died from a celular body division i dont think fuhrer would allow dogs to be deskinned and put into robocop suits. the game also makes everything look dark and reflective like rtx 2923291 was enabled. atleast the performance is great but i dont think it explains why none of the soldiers in a prison FULL OF PEOPLE have NO weapons. 1.945/10 worst game ever suck me bethesda ill think youll like to give me relief from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games (the only plus is that ania actually rewards błaszczykowski for his ignorance with a bed sleepover)