
"Where are my Internets? " It is a board game set in a strange fictional world that resembles our present-day world, but with elements of humour and surreal events. You play as a typical city person who arrives in a desolate countryside with no trace of the internet. Your aim is to survive in these tough conditions.
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Languages: English, Russian
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"Where are my Internets?" looked cool enough for me to buy it, even when it wasn't on sale, but I am sad to say that it did not live to my expectations. It never seemed that I ever rolled high, ever, and it apeared that only a few out of the 27 cards in the game actually appeared. I basically rolled, clicked look around, fight, and repeat. The game was not enjoyable, and I cannot recommend this game to others.
vous commencez avec que dalle... vous en chier pour gagner des points. pendant ce temp, les bots sont OP des le debuts avec la quasi totalité des points. c'est meme pas amusant tellement c'est impossible. 0/10
Lets get to it: Gameplay 4/5: As I played through the game, I kept thinking that this was just a heavily modified monopoly. The few things that didn't remind me of monopoly were the shop, the fight cards, and some of the bonus cards. Overall the game is fun with others, but pretty boring alone Characters: The store page says that you can chose between four different characters, so I asummed that would mean that each of the four characters would have different stats but instead they're all just reskins of each other Computers: In the few games I played I noticed that the computer players always seemed to roll threes and above, I suppose I may have just been unlucky, but its still annoying. I also wish that I was able see the computer's text/choices, even if only briefly; its a tad confusing to have a computer give up coins and heal without any explaination. Multiplayer: The players don't really seem to be able to interact with each other, apart from paying each other for internet access Levels: There are currently only two boards (though the game lists them as difficulties), and if you play by yourself or with only one other person, you can finish each in about twenty minutes. However if you play with four people/three computers the hard board at least takes a little over fourty minutes Music 3/5: Apparently there is five tracks made for this game, and while I'm pretty sure I only heard four of them, they were all forgetable, but maybe thats because they're all instrumental background music. Graphics 3/5: Most of the graphics look like they were drawn by children and while I suppose it goes with the game's humor, I still would have liked it to be better Humor 3/5: The game itself is fairly funny I suppose, there were a few times that I chuckled, so I'm guessing that it would make normal people laugh often Overall 3.2/5: While I probably would never have purchased this game by myself, if its on sale or several people in your house want to play it, go ahead and pick it up. While I'm not sure if I can recommend it to someone living alone, multiple people should have fun with it
the game is just rolling dice and roll dice again. nothing to consider, nothing to control, no skills needed, and no story at all.
Поиграл немного. Честно признаться, разрабатывая свой собственный проект в RPG Maker, я заинтересовался этой игрой, чтобы подсмотреть какие-то новые для себя технические решения, связанные с движком, и с "этого угла" в первую очередь и оценивал. Игра, конечно, удивительная. На что только ни способен, казалось бы, примитивный "мукер". Однако даже как игра "Where are my Internets" вполне неплоха. Смешная ненапряженная игрулька по передвижению фишек по доске. Надолго, конечно, не затянет, но на "расслабоне" или в транспорте на планшете - самое оно!
В целом , игра не плохая , но есть минусы: 1 музыка: мне она не очень понравилась и я её отключил ,может кому-то нравится , мне нет 2 отсутствие выбора разрешения игры (она у меня в очень мелком окне запустилась) 3 (лично от себя) поменяйте тугрики на рубли а теперь о плюсах 1 с друзьями будет очень интересно играть 2 хорошая задумка 3 нередкие шутеечки на этом всё , игру я купил , поиграл , но думаю больше не запущу (но не факт) моя оценка : 6/10
从头roll到尾,完全没有可玩性,最多也就每回合的二选一 不知为啥就是移动一次掉一血,触发事件roll点没超过再扣一点血 其他?其他就完全不知道在做什么事情了!
Отличная настолка для посидеть. Мы отлично сыграли всей семьёй, шутливая игра, забавная и простая
The good: +unique & entertaining concept +RPG maker sprites and hand drawn children's artwork for events and cards are cute. +interesting sound effects. Way to design a less awful version of the 90s dial-up internet sound. the bad: -too much Random Number Generation in the game. ok. so dice roll for movements... o.k. dice rolls for events... o.k. but the game revolves around setting up internet in towns and using it to restore your mood points that are taken away by events. if you don't land directly on town its RNG whether you can connect to the internet at all and if you didnt provide internet to that town, you have to pay to use the internet if you pass the RNG invisible dice roll. -lack of variety and unlockables. There are only 4 characters in the game and you cant swap them around at all, nor does anything really differentiate them, so it would be nice if you could just have a simple portrait/sprite swap. You never get more characters and there are only 2 boars (one for easy mode and one for hard), both of which pretty much look like the same board. The only difference is the hard board is longer and has more towns. -If you dont get bad RNG and get knocked out of the game, games can take forever. Every time a character provides internet to a town it gets more expensive for that character, and the game only ends when all towns are provided internet (though im not sure if having only 1 player remaining or some other rare random events end the game but my experience was long and drawn out). -unrewarding events that reoccur too frequently. Events usually only give you items that you sell in town for gold, the items have no other uses. There seems to be a small variety of possible events. A lot of the frequent events require high dice rolls like 5 or 6, and the one treasure chest event that gives you money if you win but takes money if you lose occurs way too often and if someone beats it, the next person cant get anything from it even if they wing. I hate that treasure chest event. -movement & mood restoration cards are useful but also infrequent. You rarely (if ever) get them from events. I only saw them awarded for looping around the board, which makes it really tough if RNG gives you a card that takes away mood and spaces, seeing as cards can only be used on yourself. -no interaction with other players what so ever, other than paying to use their internet. There is little to no player interaction. -local multiplayer only is always a drawback. -music is bland and unmemorable. Overall this was an amazing concept but I wish a little more planning and effort went into it. As of now this is a game you might play for an hour at most and then forget about.
этакая монополия : русская народная забава : подключи интернет в деревнях , спрячь роутер в погреб . но соседи раззвесдяи - всё равно найдут способ утащить твой платный трафик . гады. выигрыш засчитывается только тому кто интернетизирует последнюю деревню так что просто ходим пинаем камни и ждем выгодного момента
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