Bard Harder!

Коли наприкінці ДнД (ну тут ця гра трохи інакше називається, але ми ж всі розуміємо) кампанії лишилися фінальний бос і бард у вас є лише один шанс перемогти - співати й фліртувати. Або на диво не дивний комедійний дейтсім. [quote]The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste Is the flavor of a broken heart Then I saw you across the room I gasp and my breathing stops My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato? Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver[/quote] От чесно, я б змінив структуру тексту, але то я, вважаймо, що на тру енд треба пройти гру повністю тричі, але послухайте старого гравця в візуалки, зробіть збереження під час перерви (зрозумієте) й все буде добре. Загалом тут вдаватися в подробиці - лише псувати враження, тож просто напишу, що це приємна коротенька гра на годину-півтори максимум, легка та кумедна, непогано написана й коштує 40 гривень. Й раптом що я не люблю бардів, маю вельми специфічне почуття гумору й давно втомився від ДнД (в медіа, в реалі гру просто спаскудили давно), але це от суто почитати щось легеньке перед сном, тож зовсім не муляло. Кого зацікавило - не очікуйте шедевру, а так рекомендую.

取向很混乱的一个跑团模拟游戏，玩家扮演的PL是女，PL喜欢的DM是女，但PL车的PC是男，PC需要攻略的boss骨王也是男，同时骨王是双，一直想拯救被石化的白月光前女友。对取向转换适应良好会玩得很开心，骨王很可爱跑团很有沉浸感。[strike] PC职业是吟游诗人啊那就合理了[/strike]

I crushed a skeleton's heart after making him believe he could be loved and burned down his castle. We're totally the good guys here.

Totally bought this because of Total Eclipse of a Bard. In fact, I liked the song so much I waited will the end of a sale to buy it at it's full 1.99. The game is cute though, failure is an option, and the characters are all pretty cool. Kinda want to know if the lich ever manages to save his friend.

found this on a whim. played it. fell in love. probably some of the best $2 i ever spent, quality game, super funny and cute, LOVE it

Omgoodness! I really, really liked it. It was a super cute, super fun game and it lasted just long enough for me to enjoy it but not so long that the easily bored cat in my brain wondered off to knock things off all the tables You play as an adorably anxious college girl who wants so badly to date her DM...and save her friends by flirting as the dashing-est bard in all the land! I gave mine a name that included the title "the Harmonious Himbo" for reasons. But ultimately? It is super cute and super sweet and I will probably replay it. If only because I still need to know- will you/can you summon the courage to ask out your DM?

this did me a few chuckles

Starting off I 100% recommend this game, it's a fun hour long adventure with some enjoyable characters to interact with. The highlight for me was definitely learning the BBEG's backstory through their mind palace library, and the lore that I was able to piece together. The only real negative i had was the game crashed on me a couple times and I forgot to save, but there's a handy skip button so it's really a non-issue. All in all give this one a go if you've got a spare hour and wanna do some gay ♥♥♥♥ with a skeleton :).

Cute, short, gay, and exactly what it says on the tin. Ever wanted to romance an evil skeleton wizard? I do and I did. Only an hour, but a fun one.

10/10, you get to play a cute bard and seduce a skelly. What more could anyone want in life?