Warranty Man

resident sleeper

ass

Warranty Man — это простая, но напряжённая хоррор-игра от первого лица, действие которой разворачивается в тёмном подземном паркинге.

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[quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop][b]Warning: AI Slop[/b][/url] This game is partially or completely made with talentless, soulless AI generated content.[/quote] [quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] "Warranty Man" is one of literally thousands of creatively bankrupt asset flips infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere.[/quote] This is a garbage low quality Unity asset flip with some AI slop thrown in for good measure. Like so many asset flips on Steam, this is the result of dumping a bunch of plagiarised assets onto a basic first person horror game blueprint. The developer didn't even take this seriously, there's a joke premise about being sold car insurance. They don't even bother pretending it's rain anymore. So, "Warranty Man" is partially or completely made up of stock assets, "borrowed" from asset stores and free asset websites. Little, if anything in this game is the creation of the "developer". While there's no up front price for this asset flip, the other problem with asset flips is that when developers aren't capable of doing their job and creating high quality assets, it's also true they can't do any of the rest of the job of a game developer either. That's definitely true for "Warranty Man", and this kind of asset flipping never results in games that have quality or value for PC gamers. The game is really simple and unambitious in terms of implementation, more of a tech demo or one of those cases where an amateur developer spends $100 to publish something on Steam Direct to see if it's possible. Yes, obviously it's possible. A proof of concept, tech demo, or something that's less than a little blip on the radar isn't offering anything truly valuable to gamers. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. In terms of public reception, this failed to appeal to the 130 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at just a dozen or so concurrent players, and now there's basically nobody playing it. Even though it's free. This is a dismal public reception, but it's easy to see why gamers rejected it. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? What's the verdict? Not this time. This isn't worth downloading. While this won't cost you any money, you get what you pay for, and sometimes, even when the game is free, it's still not enough. The use of AI slop is a direct insult to gamers and real, ethical content creators and artists everywhere.

I'm rating it a 2.5/5. As much as I adore the visuals and funny idea of the game. The gameplay was ATROCIOUSLY boring. Like one of the game's tags says, a walking simulator. I JUST uploaded a video on my Youtube if you're curious enough to see my experience entirely. Way too big of map with no indicators on where any of the parking card / bank notes are. The tire treads, arrows and big Zone signs BARELY tell you much. For free and with nothing else to play, try it! Otherwise, don't bother installing.

A bit confusing but I can see it picking up for a certain crowd. Nor for me though, i like my stuff easy.

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Hello, welcome all Chuds, Gamers, and other Nerds. I aim to 100% all the games that catch my eye and join the sea of reviews on this platform. Most will never read this, but I will review the games I find simply and thoroughly. 1 What is "Warranty Man?" A PS1 styled “Slender: The Eight Pages” clone. 2 What does this game play like? Walk and collect the notes (bank notes in this game) before the “Warranty Man” finds you. Simple rankings Story NA/10: None to speak of. Game play 5/10: The map is far too large for what this game wants to be. (The map is very creepy and could have been used well in another game, but that game does not exist.) You will spend the majority of your time wandering around the empty parking garage, and when the warranty man finds you, you will have ended up wasting 15 minutes or more of game time. Overall 5/10: The game works. That’s about it for positives. If you want a “collect the 8 x” game, go download “Slender: The Eight Pages,” as this game is not worth anyone’s time.