Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

Puedo decir con seguridad que es el mejor juego sobre un nabo que no quiere pagar impuestos. Juego para una noche como la de hoy, quieres jugar a algo ligerito, que completar entero en 3 horitas, recomendado para pequeños, que esconde una critica social al mundo en el que vivimos en muchas de sus interacciones, oh bah, eres un nabo haciendo recados en un mundo postapocaliptico en una frutopía verdil, donde además pegas leches a enemigos como conejos, los peores enemigos del juego, piruletas y cosas raras. Y al final de todo la culpa es de los humanos como siempre. Pues eso, si esta de oferta, diviértanse

Super easy to 100% and get all achievements. The game itself is alright. Only about 3 hours long max. The best part by far is the tunes. The end credit song slaps and a lot of the background instrumentals are great. Movement is meh and the roguelike mode added as an update is very barebones but was free. Solid 6/10 that I'm hoping the sequel improves on

[h1]不打全成就的话是个好游戏[/h1] 在无尽列车的成就之前，我会给10/10的好评，这是一个很棒的甜品类银，细节满满。 但在刷了几个小时之后，我只能给你差评0/10，我请问，列车员的神经刀和神经猫设计的用意是？ 本来你那个？？？就刷不出来，我都不知道你有没有保底。然后到三四轮那个红温列车员不知道从哪出来就给你一刀，那个猫原地叫两声放三只虫子就开始转，转到就是连续扣血六七滴。有必要这样恶心人吗？ 有上帝模式，但是上帝模式反而把问题体现的更明显。进门两个苹果猫一抓，两只鹿撞过来，我想不出我该如何躲掉这种攻击。还有前面两个绿泥后面两个转盘，打了就会吃毒伤再吃子弹，不打就吃碰撞再吃子弹。就这些情况连上帝都得被控几秒，正常玩就直接自刎归天好了:P 后面一只怪能有好几个buff。你知道一只加攻击加防御加反伤加体型的棕色羊能给人造成多大的心理阴影吗？还有转起来就停不下来的苹果猫，刚看到停下，走过去又开始转。还有几个buff的列车员，来无影去无踪，放出攻击就直接消失，然后在你身边出现就是一刀，真是气笑了。 的确这不是主要的游戏模式，但是你既然把成就放进来了，就应该容易完成吧，毕竟这也不是主打难度的游戏。

What the heck did you just say about me, you little turnip? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pasta seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the barn, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire pasta armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the freak out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the grape vine? Think again, turnip. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the farmland and your leaves are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the pasta corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little crap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you dang idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, kiddo.

Very short, but a fun bullet hell with some good writing. Considering how short the main game will take you (2-3 hours) I'd recommend it on a sale, but know you're paying for the dialogue not the gameplay.

pride??? Turnip BOY Plushie . Nah. toooooooo Geh. refunded. ez

This is a really nice, cute little game! It's fairly short (100%ed in ~7 hours) but very very worth it :) It's sweet, funny and actually kind of dark in some places. Surprisingly fun gameplay too, I still log in to play the endless mode every so often. P.S. the end credits song, imo, is on the level of PvZ's Zombies on the Lawn. That alone should be enough reason to give this game a try :D