TrumPiñata

build a wall around this game absolutely terrible

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this gave me cancer anyway.

Here is a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXbZJ8bSwrM]video of my playthrough of this game[/url]. You have some explosions in the background, a baseball bat, and a Donald Trump piñata hanging from a tree, all while "Jarabe Tapatio" plays (you'll recognize it when you hear it). Whenever you hit the piñata you get a Donald Trump sound bite. Body parts eventually fall off until all you're left with is the head, and when you knock that down, the game is over and a replay button appears. That's all there is to it. The physics are bad and don't match well with your hits and you'll hear the same sound bites repeat frequently. There is no sort of scoring system or any motivation to play through it a second time. No matter how much you may hate Donald Trump, there is no catharsis to be had here. Even at 99 cents, the game is just too basic to be worth it.

Eh... I'm sure you can recognize this for what it is; a silly little joke game. It has 0 aspirations to be anything more than that, so all I can say is that it works. So it passes, I guess? Would have liked to have some sound effects for the bat though.

2/10 Pros: - The game loads up pretty quickly - It displays a Trump Pinata - There is Mexican music Cons: - Game does not accept keyboard or mouse input - Nuclear blasts in the background do not look authentic - I would like an option to hug the Pinata instead of hit it - The Mexican music stops after a few minutes and then it's just really quiet Summary: I feel like this could be a really good game if it supported mouse or keyboard input. I love Donald Trump and I like the idea of playing a game with Donald Trump in it but I think this game needs more game-like qualities before I'll be able to enjoy it. I like to imagine that the Trump pinata is filled with candy that probably comes out if you whack it really hard. I've never had Mexican candy before, but I've had some Mexican soda. I really like Mexican food as well. I hope Mexico loves the great big wall we're gonna build! <3 Please update this game to support computers, thank you.

Includes Mexican music, "Building a Great, Great Wall" , "I Love Mexican People" , and of course the Hero of this RPG Whack-a-mole... Mr."My Father gave me a SMALL LOAN of a Million Dollars" Trump - I'm now voting trump

Game doesn't work and the concept isn't realy that funny. Also a real plus added for stolen reskined models. I have no idea how to control it. Not worth the price. How did this get passed green light. Also this jack ass keep updating this but still has not PUT IN A FUNCTIONAL CONTROLS FFS!!!!!! DO NOT BUY IT

PAID FO IT so very annoyed cant even move havent got any money on steam thanks to this ******* game

unplayable, theres no options or controlls panel, just trump and a baseball bat. theres no help, nothing!! keyboard and mouse dont respond, unless theres something im missing its unusable..... f*****g waste of 75p

I bought this only to build a wall around my library.