Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

I do not own nor have ever owned this game I do not know how I'm able to write a review it does look very funny though

It's fun, but holy frijoles add some priority targeting options. I love when my units all focus on one guy who is way up out of reach while they leave their back wide open for all the enemy units approaching to shoot. Like yea I get the guys are supposed to be dumb but there are some levels were enemy placements make it not worth making a strategy since your units just clump up and get shot, you have to place them elsewhere because of how your units focus on...not even the closest enemy sometimes, they have weird AI. Maybe I'm complaining too much but some levels are really bad with this, your units just get demolished in the first few seconds because they immediately turn their backs on the giant horde of guys just to focus on one enemy who jumped into my group of guys, and yea if I put the group of guys elsewhere like the veryyyy back they dont turn around, but even then they all clump together to fight that one guy who came over the line right away. Clump clump clump my guys clump like lumps/

无敌

a game where you can shoot spears up a mammoths ass, truly magnificient

Amazing...

very goofy

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