Throbbin Hood 🏹🔞

Mostly just a few static images and a lot of reading. You can see all of the visuals in the game in the preview there are only around 10 intimate images and guessing around 20 background images in the game total. This should be a 90 cent game it should not have taken the individual dev more than a week to produce this short storybook using AI.

Robin Hood? More Like Robbin' Your Sanity 🏹😏 Verdict: 4 quivers out of 5 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you thought Robin Hood was about stealing from the rich and giving to the poor… well, technically he's still giving, just not gold. This game takes the legend to Sherwood Forest's dirtiest glades, and let's just say the only thing getting shafted here is — actually, never mind. You get the idea. Gameplay is a series of "aim and click" challenges that test both your reflexes and your ability to keep a straight face. The dialogue is so full of double entendres it's practically a triple. The voice acting? Cheesy in the best way possible. Actually funny, not just "adult game" funny. Short enough to finish before anyone walks in. Those achievement names are crimes against humanity. Cons: You will need to explain your Steam activity log. Left arm might get jealous of the right. Bottom line: If you've ever wondered what Robin Hood was really doing while the Sheriff was looking for him — this is your answer. Play with headphones. And maybe curtains.

Игра представляет собой визуальную новеллу состоящую из набора однотипных и безэмоциональных нейросетевых картинок. Сюжет примитивный даже для порно-новеллы.

I finished this garbage game in FIVE MINUTES!!! This game is nothing but garbage MINI GAME AFTER MINI GAME, and then you get this GARBAGE SCENE with these GARBAGE AUDIO NOISES, AND YOU JUST CLICK AND CLICK AND HOLD DOWN THE Ctrl KEY AND SKIP THIS GARBAGE, AND SKIP THE MINI GAMES, BECAUSE IT'S ALL A WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!

Dommage, les visuels avaient l'air prometteur mais ça recycle à mort les images de fond. Les musiques tournent en boucle. Le min-jeu de tir est inintéressant. La traduction FR est faite en auto sans relecture, du coup les personnages pas de Tu à Vous en permanence et la traduction ne gère pas le genre des personnages (comme en anglais). "La voleuse" est "le voleur" alors qu'on a bien une femme en face de soi. Les personnages font de "l'humour"... les jeux de mots sont du niveau de chatGPT donc incompréhensibles et pas drôle. Des choix qui n'en sont pas et qui n'ont aucun enjeu sur l'intrigue... des dialogues interminables... Bref, acheté en promo, mais j'ai demandé le remboursement après 50 min de jeu. Un peu deçu... dommage ! C'était pourtant pas mal sur le papier.

Когда рукою твердой Надрачиваешь ♥♥♥ Гордись своей породой! На предрассудки - плюй!

My hand is already tired, but I keep playing.

I decided to have some fun and bought this game. While my wife was at work, I had fun for two hours, but then my wife returned and saw what I was doing. They beat me for a very long time, but the game is very cool, and I recommend it to everyone.

The drawing challenges, just like the puzzles in this game, don’t really tax your brain, but this game does give your hands a good workout. I’m enjoying the game yet again on another lovely evening after work.

A great game with wonderful puzzles. And the combat system is absolutely exceptional. The visuals are top-notch.