The Cummunist Manifesto: Dommy Mommy Commie Adventure

finally, reading theory has been made accessible to coomers

I am a socialist political educator and bisexual woman. This game consists of the raw text of a common English translation of the communist manifesto broken up into as many dating game text boxes as it takes to convey it, all delivered in front of a badly drawn anime girl version of Karl Marx. She takes about 15 poses in front of 3 different backgrounds and occassionally makes about 5 different badly compressed sounds. She has a flirty academic outfit and a communist themed bikini at the very end. This is not a functional game. It is not a functional visual novel. It is not a functional dating game. It is not a porn game. It is hardly even nsfw because the art is so bad. Let me go through some of the claims made on the store page one-by-one. 1. "kinetic novel" Nothing about this was kinetic. 2. "An education on class struggle." No assessment = no education. Assessments don't have to be in the form of exams. They can be in the form of a sexy dommy mommy showing you her tits as a reward for answering a question about her lesson correctly. This did not occur. 3. "A hot and steamy beach scene" Neither hot nor steamy. 4. "Tits" Incorrect. Only cleavage. Alas. 5. "sexy" False. 6. "fun" Nope. 7. "intelligent" as intelligent as a 177 year old text written by a man who believed working people would take over the world by accident based on his experience of never working a day in his life 8. "provocative" it provoked me into thinking about making an actually educational porn game about the communist manifesto. I had more ideas of what this game could be going into it than the game had. This wasn't even fun to do for the bit. It went by too fast to make me ♥♥♥. I spent more time reviewing it than playing it. There was nothing remotely graphic enough to intrigue me. It's just an overall bad game. @rex I now see that I have the ability to disable comments on the review where I didn't see the option before. I allowed comments on this review by accident and will now disable them. Have fun seething <3

This game was not the hero I needed, it was the hero I deserved. I also understand why my ex wife divorced me now.

You critique capitalism, yet participate in it, Karla. Curious!

Who knew all I needed were beautiful ara-ara noises in my ears to help with my autistic reading comprehension.

Ougghhhh I'm Karl Marxing it, I'm Karl Marxing it, I'm Karl Marxing it real good.

Buy if you would let karl marx with boobs infodump the entire communist manifesto to you

I like being pegged.

I cried

I am a national conservative and simbisexual man this game is a english translation of the communist manifesto broken up into as many dating game text boxes as it takes to convey it, all delivered in front of a beautifully drawn anime girl version of Karl Marx. She takes about more than 3 poses in front of more than 2 different backgrounds and occassionally makes about 5 different masterfully compressed sounds. She has a flirty academic outfit and a communist themed bikini at the very end. This is a fully functional game. It is a functional visual novel. It is a functional dating game. It is a porn game. It is even nsfw because the art is so good. Let me go through some of the claims made on the store page one-by-one. 1. "kinetic novel" (everything about this was kinetic) 2. "An education on class struggle." lots of assessment = lots of education. Assessments don't have to be in the form of exams. They can be in the form of a sexy dommy mommy showing you her tits as a reward for answering a question about her lesson correctly. This did not occur. 3. "A hot and steamy beach scene" It is hot and steamy. 4. "Tits" Correct. 5. "sexy" correct. 6. "fun" Yep. 7. "intelligent" It is inteligent as a 21 year old techbro think he is 8. "provocative" it provoked me into thinking about how educational this porn game about the communist manifesto is. I had less ideas of what this game could be going into it than the game had. This was very fun to do for the bit. It went not too fast and not to slow. I spent more less time (clumsily) atempting to parody droople's review than playing this game. It's just an overall good game.