The Chronicles of Quiver Dick

this is an awesome game! very fun and super funny!

Feeling down? Need a laugh? Do yourself a favor and play this game! Had a blast! If your a streamer good for a weekend stream all my followers loved it! I was choking laughing so hard trying to read some of this dialog XD

I couldn't stop laughing, my stream chat was losing it as well! Awesome fun game, look forward to more!

This one? Pure stupid humor… either you get it or you don’t. The Chronicles of Quiver ♥♥♥♥ looks cheap, sounds cheap… and plays like a janky point-and-click adventure that leans hard into crude jokes. Humor? Very hit or miss. Gameplay depth? Pretty low. You’re mostly clicking through scenes, solving simple stuff, and listening to ridiculous dialogue. It’s less about gameplay and more about the writing – and that writing is… yeah, special. If the humor clicks with you, you’ll laugh. If not, this is gonna feel like a waste of time. ✅ Dumb humor can be funny in the right mood ✅ Short and easy to finish ✅ Unique vibe ❌ Feels cheap and unpolished ❌ Gameplay is very basic ❌ Humor gets old fast Final verdict: 5/10 – Crude, simple, and very niche. You either laugh or you uninstall.

Juego corto y divertido.

Un excellent jeu. Je me suis beaucoup amusée. Le seul "problème", c'est que c'est beaucoup trop court. Au moment où on commence à se dire "j'ai hâte de savoir la suite", BAM, c'est la fin. Mais sinon j'ai passé un super moment. Je vais acheter les autres jeux de la boite.

This game was a little shorter and had a little less content, than Crankage's debut, Metal as Phuk, which I previously reviewed. That being said, he has improved since then and learned from a few mistakes. The content itself is overall much higher quality. The battles are actually very well balanced. The controls are much better. The graphics are much improved. The soundtrack is great as usual. Best of all, the game is really funny. Definitely a worthy entry and it needs to have a longer sequel down the road.

To CrankageGames and to everyone who helped with the making of The Chronicles of Quiver ♥♥♥♥. I truly had an awesome ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience! I had really good laughs, and I love how the plot of the story was spoken between Quiver and Richard, it really was an experience for me and everyone. I laughed so hard reading these dialogues I couldn't contain anymore, much love and appreciation to all of you for everything you do. Keep up the good work, and lets have some more laughs!

Now this is an awesome game! Could have been a little longer but at least I had a good laugh. would recommend to anybody! 4/5

fantastic funny crude an absolute joy to play pick up all his games you won't be dissappointed