Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

You really have to be aware that this is not an RPG-maker game (well, not a game period) before you start. You'll just put your finger on X, and maybe use a couple of arrows to go through never ending and unskippable dialogue which is promisingly dirty, but unfortunately not that funny either. Would love to like it a bit, but Kongregate was full of similars at one point - and all for free.

Well, they were not lying on the intro! What a waste of time. Not funny, not interesting, no nothing. I could fire up RPG maker GX and make something better in half an hour, which also happens to be how long it takes to clear this game.

[h1] Genre [/h1] Ein Story Driven Adventure [h1] Story [/h1] Der Alte "Quiver ♥♥♥♥" erzählt seinen beiden Enkelkindern eine Furchttbare Geschichte über eine Kleine Fee Namens "Mary" [h1] Gameplay [/h1] Wir steuern "Mary" und interagieren mit verschiedenen Personen/Wesen. Zwischendurch können wir Schmetterlinge einsammeln (braucht für ein Ending). Ansonsten lesen wir uns mehr durch die Kurze Humorvolle Story [h1] Pro/Contra [/h1] + Humorvoll + Gute Musik (Besonders gegen Ende gibt es einen sehr bekannten Song, gespielt von einer Pilz Band) + Günstig + Mehrere Endings + XBox 360 Controller Support - Leider Keine Achievements [h1] Fazit [/h1] Ein wirklich sehr Humorvolles Kleines Adventure was definitiv ein durchspielen Wert ist. Allein schon diese Pilz Band ist es Wert 👑 Powered by HoI 4 Deu Kuratorengruppe auf deutsch/englisch 👑⠀⠀⠀🎉 [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/30388691/] Folgen [/url]

This is just my opinion. I get the distinct impression that this was originally a failed game, and that these guys bought the rights. Then they simply replaced all the dialog with whatever came to mind, while they were high, and playing it, with zero comprehension of the foreign language or the actual story line.

it's a short rpgmaker story book with some vulgar language. i got exactly what i expected and it took up about an hour of my time so it was pretty cool.

The title is a mouthful, and just by reading it you can tell what kind of game it is. The plot's surprisingly good with lots of dark jokes and adult humors, sarcasm, the whole she-bangs that may not be right for some but can be quite hilarious to others. You'll need a great sense of humor playing this. Gameplay is quite easy and made for people who just want to enjoy the entirety of a long story than battling foes. As for the visual graphics tends to look like classics RPG made with RPG Maker. Less is more. Enjoyable for adults, not suitable for kids, unless you're one of the terrible parents. (^_^)d

I am gravely concerned for the author's mental health but it seems like he might not have people chained in his basement. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm probably wrong, aren't I?

As a mother of 5 wonderful little monsters myself I was THRILLED when I received this game in a giveaway! After playing I 100% WOULD have paid to play this game any day!

By far the most whimsical RPG maker game I've ever played! The music choice is great, really made things feel fantastical and whimsical, the writing is witty and the grandpa is amazing. The controls were smooth, simultaneously being able to use WASD and up down left right which is really helpful for someone like me who has a lot of hand problems! I encountered no problems, no bugs, no typos. Great polish! Quiver Di cks Tale is a great experience whether you are a terrible child, terrible parent or neither like me! It hits the mark with multiple types of humor, there is bound to be something in here that will make you laugh. Whether you like dark humor, crude humor, or just plain "lame" pun humor - Quiver Di ck has it all! You need to have Quiver ♥♥♥♥ in your hands, give it a stroke and enjoy the ride. I'm even going back to play again as I think I picked a route that ended the game quicker than some other routes you can take. Replayability FTW! The only thing I would wish for in this game (it might even have it and I just haven't discovered how to activate it) but an autoplay during conversations so that you don't have to keep clicking to progress. (lol had to space you Di ck because steam censors it. Too hot for Steam :P )

This game is the equivalent of tossing a coin to the town hobo and/or crackhead in exchange of a story. Would toss again.