Temtem

Dane-se Pokémon! Coisa de três gerações atrás! Aqueles monstrinhos pixelados já estão mais datados que disquete e ainda cheiram a naftalina de tanto que a Big N recicla a mesma fórmula. É o mesmo ciclo eterno de tédio corporativo: criança de 10 anos, Pokédex, um time de bichos que parecem feitos com um gerador aleatório de nomes de doces. É a repetição levada à níveis cósmicos! E é por isso que precisamos reescrever os livros sagrados: Lúcifer não se rebelou por orgulho ou poder. Ele teve acesso à linha do tempo do Projeto 'Humanidade' e viu a verdade. Ele viu a invenção da roda, da pólvora, da pizza... e então, ele viu a ascensão da Big N, o império do plástico caro e dos jogos idênticos. Ele se ajoelhou perante Deus e implorou: 'Pai, eu te suplico! Cancele o Projeto ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens! Se a humanidade for criada, ela inevitavelmente criará a BIG N! Eles vão vender o mesmo jogo de pegar monstrinhos por 30 anos, cobrarão 70 dólares por um HD externo e farão o online parecer que ainda estamos em 1998. É um preço alto demais! Eu prefiro o fogo eterno do Tártaro a ter que endossar o cartel de joy-cons que inspira o tédio!' Infelizmente, Deus, numa fase de mind-blowing, estava ocupado inventando os gatinhos fofos e não ouviu a tempo. E o resto é história... e o motivo pelo qual todo anjo caído leva consigo a Bíblia e um controle de GameCube. A ganância da Big N foi o verdadeiro Pecado Original que Lúcifer tentou impedir! Mas a profecia de Lúcifer não terminou em desgraça total! Anos após a Queda, quando a humanidade estava afundando no pântano de repetição e naftalina da Big N, surgiu um pequeno milagre: Temtem! Temtem não é só um jogo; é a salvação prometida! É o Apocalipse da mesmice, o Juízo Final dos monstrinhos com gráficos de Game Boy Color! Temtem provou que a humanidade, depois de criar a Big N e inspirar a ira divina, ainda tinha uma chance! Ele chegou para dizer: 'Sim, é possível fazer um jogo de criaturinhas colecionáveis sem reciclar sprites da era do Doutor Beto e sem cobrar por uma assinatura de Switch Online que mal funciona!' Lúcifer, lá de baixo, quando viu o combate em duplas e a ausência de gráficos de batata, finalmente deu um sorriso sarcástico: 'Vejam só, Pai! A humanidade finalmente se redimiu! Temtem é a prova de que você estava certo! O único motivo para não ter cancelado a criação foi para que, um dia, eles pudessem criar algo melhor que aquele ciclo vicioso do Rato Amarelo. Agora, peço uma trégua. Meus demônios precisam de Wi-Fi, o multiplayer competitivo não vai se jogar sozinho... Temtem é a luz que o Inferno precisava!' Temtem é a prova de que nem todo jogo de pegar bichinho é pecado. É a Nova Aliança do gaming! Em resumo, pare de ler e clique em 'Comprar'. Se a Big N te causou trauma e Lúcifer te avisou sobre o tédio eterno, Temtem é o seu bilhete de saída do Inferno da Repetição. É a prova viva de que a redenção existe e que existe vida — e qualidade — fora do ciclo vicioso do rato amarelo. Pode comprar sem medo! (A menos que você sirva à Big N, Aí suma da minha frente!)

Elu? Meu oves

Its an alright game, didnt keep my attention as much as Id like.

Banning players for listing bugs is insane and unacceptable. Deleting all the mentions of this on Reddit, Discord, and Steam is pathetic. Delete this.

You see the price and think to yourself that it has to be good. Then you play it, realize it’s mid, and every hope you had for it evaporates faster than your refund window. What evolution pocket game makes a majority of the creatures evolve once or not at all.

черный экран при запуске. не стал заморачиваться. вернул бабки

I am currently in the middle of my third playthrough, second doing co-op with a friend. This game is fantastic, and I'd say the absolute best alternative to playing Pokemon. The co-op system works very very well, and it makes sense. Having every battle be a double battle leads to a lot of different feeling situations even with the same Tem's on the field. Also it has built in challenge modes. Plus, at least from what I can tell, all micro transactions are gone. You just have access to everything and can use in game mechanics to build the currency for them. There's a lot they should do for a sequel, but I think they did game one more than right. Grab it on sale for sure, though full price IS worth the experience you'll have, especially if you're a Pokemon fan looking for a different but similar experience. Especially especially if you want to tag-team that experience with your best friend.

I somehow love this game and loathe it at the same time. It’s a fantastic creature capture/battler with a fun story but the missed potential and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ side quests and end game really drag it down. Also the game is always online and there is no chance in hell you’ll play through the game without getting disconnected or being unable to connect a handful of times. I played through the entire game with my girlfriend and we had so much fun capturing, battling and playing the story together. It was really nice having a game I could play on my deck and her on the Xbox and just jump in together. The story is fine even if the humor sucks and it’s great that you can play the whole thing co-op but it really encourages you stick to a team that works and to be consistent. If you find a new tem you like you can’t really just throw it out and expect it to work. That little idiot needs some grinding and if it has bad stats? Forget about it, they’ll be out of breath after a punch or get knocked out because the opponent flicked a toothpick at you. Can always waste your in game currency in the auction house for a “suitable” tem but where’s the fun in that? BUT, after you finish the story it just turns into a pvp sweat fest with nothing really else to do but battle other players. If you play this with someone else like me, the end zone of the game is almost completely “oh you have someone else to do things with? Go away and come back alone loser” I really wish there was more things to do after the story that we could play together than just battle against each other or do the same raid over and over and over again because your boss raid tem has garbage stats, try again next week. Also, basically anything non-story related is just a fetch quest that solely exists to WASTE YOUR TIME. Do you want to build a house? Okay, go get a building permit from the office. Oh darn, the chief engineer is on vacation, go find him and tell him to come back to work! What? He’s not in his hotel room! Go to a bar he might be at! Oh his buddy is here! Great! Oh no! He’ll only tell you where this engineer is if you give him a stage 3 tem that you definitely won’t have at this point unless you grind or buy one from the auction house. Once you get the tem he goes “thanks loser, meet me at “insert other random location” and I’ll have engineer with me. Once you get there, it’s an ambush, friend was impersonated! Real friend says he jumped in the water and floated down stream so go look for him ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ somewhere in the WATER WORLD. Oh random guy #42 “might” have seen engineer…answer 5 question about his whole life story without getting one wrong or else try again! Oh he’s at the school, go there and ask around for him and deduce his disguise. Convince him to go back to work but not before fighting more idiots after him. Yea! You got him back to work! pay 30,000 coins to get the deed and PART 1 of buying a house is done. Part 2 involves literally faffing about to get the materials to build your house. Does this sound fun? It’s not. And almost every. side. quest. is. like. this. For the time I played and the fun I had with my girl, I feel it’s worth a playthrough because when it’s fun, it’s really fun. But do not expect to have any replay value.

Si tu cherches un Pokémon-like plus stratégique, plus long, et plus mature, Temtem vaut clairement le coup. 8/10

Honestly this one's on me for not checking gameplay videos on YouTube before buying. I'm very disappointed. Edit: Requested a refund.