
TEEFS is a goblin and ork themed idle clicker where you build a wildly unethical TEEFS based economy from the ground up. The dawn of da great green bonkin' machine is yours to command. Make da valley green. Make da sky green. Make da water green. Its your great green destiny, now go fulfill it!
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TEEFS is a goblin and ork themed idle clicker where you build a wildly unethical TEEFS based economy from the ground up. Click for TEEFS, buy increasingly absurd businesses, stack upgrades, watch your production spiral into brutal, chaotic excess, and when you reach the peak of great green glory. Blow it up and do it again with more. More GREEN, more UPGRADES and MORE TEEFS! It’s fast, funny, deeply satisfying, and packed with the kind of number-go-up gameplay and a rich story that will have you coming back for more every time.

Features
fast and crunchy, satisfying clicker gameplay
Idle progression with escalating production
Buildings, upgrades, and powerful long-term progression
Achievements, unlocks, and layered systems to chase
Goblin and ork flavored humor, lore, and worldbuilding
Big numbers, bad decisions, and excellent financial strategy by goblin standards
No monetization and No micro-transactions, ever. You get what you paid for, no more no less. Simple as.
All future content updates are included in the price of the game. I'd say free, but you paid for the game.
What are you waiting here for, you got some TEEFS ta take!
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 20 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
If you're into idlers, this isn't particularly groundbreaking. It's what you'd expect from a cookie clicker game- nice numbers go up, clicking upgrades whenever you look over. It's nice side monitor gaming, and I always appreciate getting some writing about orks. You're not going to get your socks blown off but to me it's worth a few bucks and supporting an indie dev. :)
My wrist hurts from all the clicks. Not a game I would normally play but is surprisingly addictive. The ork theme is fun and text is comically written.
It's not ground breaking, but is a fantastic second monitor game that you can idlily play that's pretty well put together. Humor is very Ork and produces a few giggles, the lore is fun, the art style is solid. The play is quicker than Cookie clicker and the mini games keep things engaging. It's simple, it's fun, you can tell there was some effort put into it.
just a bland numbers-go-up simulator with ms-paint graphics and cringe "humour", with lots of clicking required. had to return it due to bugged progression, an unlock that required 1k clicks stayed locked, even after i got the achievement for 5k clicks? the "minigames" are what you would expect from the worst NES games and don´t even help progression since there is no scaling. Font is barely readable too, couldn´t find anything to justify a pricetag really
Nine out of ten dentist (probably) recommend this game. The tenth dentist can't, since his teeth have already been collected.
Sometimes it's difficult to stand out as a game developer but this game has definitely got to be one of the best in standing out. I personally have not seen a clicker game that looked more unique. I enjoyed the game very much.
It’s a clicker, it’s got orks, goblins and a lot of lore. It has an odd, “just a few more clicks” feel to it that makes you want to get that next unlock. Minigames are fun too. Would like to see more added to the game in the future.
Fun clicker and second monitor game to let sit and watch numbers go burrr.
I lost all my TEEF in a freak accident many years ago. This game allowed me to come to terms with such a traumatic event. TEEFS won.
What can I say beyond we're gobbos using hammers to grind out more teefs! Give me those teefs
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