Florida Simulator 1986

Its got gators, shotguns, drugs, and is the most accurate portrayal of a 1980s Florida Man to have ever been captured by videogame experts. Best two bucks I ever spent, although there are still a few bugs that pop up now and again-- but what did you really want out of this? Absolute clarity, beauty, and neutrality? Think again, boys and girls. If you can't handle the shotguns, the grenades, the hardcore story-telling, and the stealth of a beer-bellied, swamp-bred man on his way to victory, then this is not the game for you.

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I think that this alligator murder drug crime simulator is a very educational experience and a good political satire on how the rest of the United States views Florida. #letsshootflorida #Pog #floridapog

This game really makes me FEEL like Florida man

when you see a product like this you know to keep your expectations low, but somehow i was still let down. the gators are extremely difficult to find, which makes it more about jump scares than actually experiencing floridian culture.

My alligator waifu bit me

As a native Floridian myself, when I saw this game on steam I knew I had to pick it up. The accuracy of this game is astounding, and it is very obvious the creator spent a lot of time researching Florida to make sure that this game was perfect. I feel that no other game really expresses what it means to be a Florida Man, and this really brings awareness to Florida men like myself. This game encompasses all of the national heritage and culture of Florida Men, and uses it to make a truly fantastic rendition of Florida life. This game also makes me feel very nostalgic. I remember when at the crisp age of three my dad, Jim Bob, and I did cocaine in some random shack in the middle of the swamp. After that he handed me a 12 gauge shotgun and told me, " Son, today you become a man". After that we got piss drunk and went on down to the gator hole and shot us up some gators, after that we decided to have a race with our Ford F-150 in a school zone resulting in 16 child casualties and my dad being sent to jail for first degree murder. This game takes me back to the special moments like that, and remind me what it truly means to be Floridian. I rate this game a 10/10 it truly is a masterpiece.

Broken as hell. But so cheap you can't even complain. One of those joke indie games some dude developed in his mom's basement. Enemy AI is like an entire glitch on its own. Anything to do with water is absolutely broken. Hit detection is laughable. Whatever. Buy the game only if you're looking to laugh at someone's ♥♥♥♥ show programming.