
You are prisoner Artyomich, and you need to kill all the devils of the SS from Hell in order to save Russia from the apocalypse.
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Languages: English
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1. şahıs fps çizimler kontroller oynanış hepsi vasat
best game i've played in my life, keep up the good work!
так себе
So here I was, Dongle Peterson. I had been arrested by the Gestapo after I was discovered to be a soviet spy whilst I was prostituting myself. I made friends with my cellmate who had conveniently stashed 30 bottles of beer up his rectum for us to drink. Whilst drinking I remembered the advanced ball busting technique comrade Stalin taught me back in '27. With that I grabbed a bunch of rocks from the wall and I opened the door using my communist telekinesis. The guard began firing at me immediately so I straight up slimed him like I slimed Charlie Kirk. After stealing his gun I began searching for an escape, however instead I only found Bonnie Blue live streaming her pregnancy. After promptly hitting on that well done shi' I found an underground exit and went in. To my shockingly shocking shock of a surprise, I found the living corpses of the entire Wehrmacht. I began sliming their ♥♥♥♥ like back in '42 until Jesus Christ came from the heavens and began christing it all over the place. By this point I was confused until I saw the spirit of John Pork. He spoke to me, saying "don't worry my child, I am calling, and I will take you to heaven where you will live in paradise". I of course blew his ♥♥♥♥ smooth off after I saw he had a cool stick on him which kinda pissed off god but womp womp. After a bit more of killing the SS I stumbled upon super mutant Hitler. I promptly unloaded an entire mag of "class consciousness" into his chest. I thought I escaped but I found a bunch of nazis surrounding me, including some flying nazis. I began nuking their place just like how the US dropped a nuclear bomb on Belgrade on the 22nd of May 2037 at 5:22 am, starting the third world war which would see the annihilation of all human progress and a creation of a nuclear wasteland that wouldn't be healed until the 7th of September 2561. However, as I killed super mutant Himmler, first man Adam came from the heavens and said "I am a fascist, I hate women!" He began beating my buttox so badly I was gonna cry for my mommy cause it rlly hurt, but then Karl Marx and Zohran Mamdani appeared and vanished Adam to the gulag. After that they took me and we rode a tractor back to Red Shambhala. Overall: I forgot to talk to my cellmate about class consciousness.
Спустившись на землю Новгородскую, Господь Батюшка даровал [b]Russian Prisoner VS Nazi Zombies[/b], но написана она была не на кириллице славянской, а на иностранном, английском.
This game is one of the best games i ever played. The quality and the story is amazing and its only for a dollar. Just amazing!
[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: GameGuru Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b]Russian Prisoner VS Nazi Zombies is a what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" bought the GameGuru first person shooter construction kit (no coding required, it's just a GUI!) and cobbled out a map or two using stock GameGuru assets... nothing in this game can really be called the creation of the developer, and yet they also failed to credit GameGuru or acknowlegde any of the GameGuru assets. They're trying (badly) to pass someone else's work as their own. It's just a bunch of random GameGuru assets dropped around a really lazy, stock textured GameGuru map template. The Russian asset flipper behind this didn't even bother customising the splash screens, it's got the default construction kit launch screen! What a joke. This is just nasty pollution. Why is this crap being on Steam good for gamers? Let's be clear, GameGuru is a completely godawful construction kit. If you try to take it seriously as a game, you'll find no resolution or graphics tweaks, no controller tweaks... it's horribly optimised and will be sluggish even on high end rigs. You can make the argument that GameGuru exists to just make demos and little experimental games to pass around with friends, but that's not what's happened here... the developer is seriously trying to scam people into paying money for this construction kit copy+paste asset flip. That's not okay! From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. While game reviews must be about the game, as this review has been, it's sometimes important for gamers to be aware when there's problems with the developers. In this case, Nikita "Ghost_RUS", a Russian shovelware scam artist who routinely abuses Steam by polluting the marketplace with shovelware like this game. Nikita "Ghost_RUS" continually sends a message of racism, bigotry, homophobia and hate speech through his games, in direct violation of Valve's guidlines for acceptable game content. You can read more about it in [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Sentinels_of_the_Store/announcements/detail/1663386372399476871]this article by the Sentinels of the Store[/url] curator group. This is something I feel potential customers should be aware of for two reasons. First, I understand completely that gamers may not want to buy games with such horrible, antihumanitarian messages of hate such as games from Nikita "Ghost_RUS". Secondly, gamers must be aware that if Valve decides to do the right thing and enforce their policy against hate speech and bigotry in games, games such as this will be banned. So, buying games from Nikita "Ghost_RUS" may be putting your money at risk. Russian Prisoner VS Nazi Zombies is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.
LUL ZUMBI DE N@z!
Играл в это кушая сладкий хлеб!и мне понравилось!
Pretty Fun, lots of content, unique and refreshing gameplay, story had me hooked.
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