STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator

As I take another drag of my cigarette, I asked myself - how did I get here? I was a stock trader, moving markets. I was a CEO of a major corporation with a bosom secretary. I was a respected figure in business who gave speeches at shareholder meetings. I scratched my stubbly chin and put my finger back on the pachinko machine obsessively mashing the release button. The metal balls constant clacking fills my ears. The machine trills endlessly. I am whole.

I have almost no education when it comes to stocks, but for some reason decided I would try this game anyway. Turns out, it's less a stock market simulator than a whirlwind of random life events that kick you right in the wallet while you try your best to make sound investments with little to no info on a very cute interface with super upbeat music. I can already see myself broke and homeless in this game but it's so fun! [b]Edit after starting a new playthrough: [/b] This game will TAKE OVER your days if you let it lol. It's already amazing even in Early Access - I can't stop admiring the polished UI, the color and music changes for the seasons, the constant (yet addictive) popups for your earnings and life events, and even Amy's occasional dialogues (though I'm hoping for more city backdrop variations when going on walks). I suck at the minigames and still love them too. And even though the game felt difficult even in "Easy" mode, I managed to push through to own 100% of Tokyo's real estate and am currently trying to buy up every company left in the game. If you've ever fantasized about being a Filthy Rich Business Tycoon 3000 (with maybe a dash of insider trading if you so desire), this is the game for you!!! Keep up the awesome work devs.

挺好玩的小游戏，就是什么时候出个招会计功能替我坐牢

This game is one of those that you can always come back to for some reason. It's pretty fun

One major thing I've noticed is Poker's NPC's decisions. 1) Bluffing seems to really not work. 95% of the time, no matter how much you bet, they'll match. And 2) they have knowledge of cards not yet played. For example, if their hand will result in a straight/flush from the very last turn, they will raise their bet before the river is even dropped. Hence, poker is less a game of strategy and balance atm and more waiting till you have an amazing hand and then going all-in.

绝对的赌徒，由此而生的运气。 运营不善亏的几个亿，周末打一晚上小钢珠就赢回来了

房产能不能一键现代化改造啊，我一个一个点的累死了

yes

Start a company. -> Become a billionaire. -> Hire someone -> Promoted them -> Fired them. -> They become a dancer. -> They join another companies board of directors using the money you paid them with. -> They get promoted to CEO. -> They ask you to marry their first son. -> You decline. -> They ask again... 3 more times. -> You decline them. -> They ask you to marry their other son. -> you decline. -> They ask again. -> They want your fortune. They cannot have it >:( It is YOURS, and you wanna marry someone else for LOVE but there is no love. Just Business, your money loves you, you think.

当我选择女性角色游玩的时候，也希望有一个穿着暴露紧身衣的吉米为我服务