Steer Madness

I can only genuinely describe this game as a plant based, family-friendly version of Postal 2. The breakdown: I cannot decide on whether they paid the voice actors too much or too little, the delivery of some lines are on par with The Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room. Exclamations do not receive any specific attention and are delivered in a manner only categorized as "exhaustively bored". "Boss boss, the rabbits have escaped!" is delivered with a tone only rivaled by a tranqed up Text to Speech bot. The controls on the bike are absolutely mind boggling and it only takes a meandering donkey pedestrian to get it permanently stuck, forcing you to carry your cargo in hand or reset. The writing is unbelievably silly, the plot is wild, and the human models look like Play-Doh that's been left in the sun too long. The background stuff is funny like store announcer specifically mentioning that they copy security cards, the names of various stores, or the entire city being comprised of streets that were named with the first things someone saw when they broke open their spice cabinet. This game could be so bad and goofy that's good, but it needs one feature. A punch button. Being able to full on deliver a knuckle sandwich that makes the game models freak out or send their ragdoll bodies across the screen would instantaneously make this game GOTY contender. What slaughters this game's enjoyment of the hilariously poor voice acting, bewildering storyline and character choices, and the potential to be goofy stupid fun is the actual gameplay. It's mostly walking, getting on the subway and waiting for the game to load, more walking, talk to someone, walk some more, etc... I cannot fathom how this, a game with a dinky 100MB of files, needs to load that often. At heart, it's a chore simulator and doesn't do much to detract from the mind-numbing requirement to walk from point A to point B with nothing but spamming "Ask For Donation" inbetween. I found a speedrun strat in the event someone finds this worthy: Drive the bike against the invisible wall closest to the screen and you move faster, wiggle the front wheel as well.

Bryce je vůl, který má v malém městečku velké plány. Uklidí pláž od odpadků, rozmístí v obchodech kasičku na příspěvky pro ochranářské aktivity, zajistí denní veganské menu v restauraci, přesvědčí kožešnici aby přestala prodávat pravé kožichy, ve školní jídelně nahradí kravské mléko sójovým, změní dodávky masových plátků pro místní burgrárnu za veganské, vysvobodí králíky z pokusné laboratoře, změní řeznictví na prodejnu tofu, atp. Hra je určena pro mladší, není třeba se v ní ničím stresovat, nejsou tam žádné mise na čas, nemůžete žádnou roli pokazit, ani přehrát. Navíc ovládání je velmi jednoduché. Je to na cca 100 minut hraní. Pozor, nezaměňujte si Steamovou verzi (2023) s původní (2004), je to zcela odlišné. Nerozumím, proč to autor vydal pod stejným názvem, čímž původní hru pohřbil do zapomnění, což je škoda. Tato Steamová verze mohla být vydána jako druhý díl. Ale pointa se cení.

I don't remember how this game popped up but I paid a coke's price and got this cow-running-on-2-leg game. Turns out this is a game about promoting vegetarian ideas. In the game you are a errand cow boy, running around town to help wild and test animals, replace meat burger by vegan burger, talk people into soy milk rather than cow milk, convincing store keeper to sale artificial fur rather than real, transfer a meat market into a tofu market to save itself from bankruptcy, and eventually pick up all 30 bottles at the beach if you want 100% achievement. I'm not a vegetarian but this game is okay for telling people about substitute goods of meat and relative meat products. However, I don't think the ideas in the game are practical in real life, nor do I believe meat can be replaced as you don't get animal protein other than from animals and they are essential for health. But anyway, non aggressive acts have been made in this game - not like some stupid activists target well-known paintings to bring attention to climate change so I rate it positive, though overall it is not an interesting game but at least it does have a cow running on 2 legs and even riding a tricycle. [u] [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/WelcomeWhyNotGames] My curator page[/url][/u]

Very cute!

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I love this game, probably one of the best in Steam. It's a full 3D game, complete with voice acting and dialogue, it is educational, lots of quests and objectives, it's pretty fun!

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