Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator

genuinely one of the best games i have ever played. Also works very well as an autism spectrum disorder test.

playing this makes me feel like that one image of a puppy being injected with mercury and 5G in the best possible way

This is such a great theme for this kind of stock trading/merchant game and though there's not much going on, the main gameplay loop is super fun. I really enjoyed my time buying and selling body parts to a bunch of alien weirdos and speculating on the price of small intestines. Unfortunately it doesn't take long to see everything it has to offer and $20 for 5-10 hours makes it a little hard to recommend to everyone. Sale price is much better and I know there are multiple endings but you barely do anything different to get them. Still, those few hours are awesome!

Didn't like it.

It's fun for like 20 minutes, then I forget about it for a while and play it again months later. Definitely isn't one of those games you'll get addicted to and play for hours.

Basic but fun. Replay value maybe not so much

If you ever thought about making money off someone else's kidney this game might be for you. All the fun and excitement of black market organ trade with the least amount of risk of prison time. Does seem short lived but after all the organs I touched nothing out there seems to last forever any way. If you find the chance to sell someone's brain at a good price you should definitely hit the gas on that. 10 out of 10

Not for faint of heart. Read fast. Comprehend quickly. Outbuy the competition. Evade taxes. Fail in the stock market. Cry. 8/10 I recommend. You can be a dog.

I honestly expected a bit more out of this game, especially for the price. The dynamic soundtrack is amazing and the writing is decent, but you will see all of the gameplay in the first 15 minutes and finish your first ending in about 40. Once you some cash from good stock trades, you basically just wait for the correct items to show up in order to end the story missions. All in all, a disappointment for the price, but the presentation still deserves a good review.

Addicting and easy to play