Shootout on Cash Island

Yea, it's a good game. It's clear that the creators of this game like goats. Pros: + gameplay + colors + goat love + black plumber Cons: - there are no goats

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

Разработчики взяли за основу старую игру Марио, добавили пушек, добавили заданий для ачивок, обновили флору и фауну, приправили черным юмором и получился Shootout on Cash Island. Игра звёзд не хватает, но получилась вполне приличной. Неплохой геймплей с элементами головоломки, удачно подобранный саундтрек. Игра на несколько вечеров для любителей платформеров.

The Game kinda Mario

Kinda fun, reminds me of BROFROCE

[h3]"Money can't grow on trees"[/h3] MFER... you have not seen what I've seen

Black Mario with afro and red sunglasses, he also got GTA weapons. My GPU fan goes out of control for a 2D game with big pixels.

Maneiro

cool platformer, I definitely recommend it, especially for such a ridiculous price