Save Jesus

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[h2] Welcome to Save Jesus [/h2] A game where you solve puzzles by using the environment to save Jesus and His followers from the Romanian army. Get as many stars and finish within 50 levels, there are also 10 bonus levels just in case some levels are too hard for the achievements. [hr][/hr] [h3] Minus/complaints: [/h3] [olist] [*] For achievement hunters, you have to repeat the same levels you’ve already completed with 6 different balls. It’s tedious and feels like a bloated feature or padding to make you play longer. It’s just boring and overly repetitive. [*] I wish I had known sooner, but the game doesn’t even tell you that you can change balls by pressing ESC and using the drop-down menu to select which ball you want to use. [/olist] [h3] Score: [/h3] [list] [*] Puzzle: 7/10 — The puzzles are great, and mechanically they get harder, which is fine, but I wish I didn’t have to repeat the same levels over and over. [*] Price: 5/10 — Not worth the money unless you get it at 90% off. [*] Gameplay: I achieved 100% completion in 4 hours and 30 minutes, with a total of 17 achievements. [*] Overall: 4/10 — I had a very bad tedious experience and was just forcing myself to finish the achievements as quickly as possible. If not for the cheap price, I would have absolutely refunded the game. [/list]

ten out of ten i jizzed to this shii

I remember buying this game as a joke so I could say that I'm playing Saving Jesus and "I need help saving Jesus Christ and killing romans with a obese cow." I fell asleep after playing this game for about 20 minutes because I was really tired and it was like 4 in the morning. I thought I woke up but this guy comes into my room saying something about his time machine. Just then, Julius Caesar himself along with 2 other romans come into the room with spear at my neck. I thought I was finished then Jesus Christ smites them and somehow cause Julius to explode into blood everywhere on touch with a spiky ball. I praise the Big J for saving me and he then replies, "No, thank you for saving me. But you still haven't finished my game made by me, Save Jesus." He then wakes me up as I walk to my computer, boot up this game, and then proceed to finish it. Thank you my man J. C. for saving me from THE Caesar and I loved your game. Get this game, it is life changing.

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Physics-based puzzle game with creative level design, simple mechanics and fun comedic chaotic challenges.

Fun game

My friend gifted me this game as a joke a few years ago, but after playing it, it has changed my life in a way I could only dream of before. Previously before I received this gift, I had a cynical and depressing outlook on life where I had nothing going for me and all I did was play video games and be an unemployed nuisance to my parents. After I booted up this game and saved Jesus for the first time, I felt this holy synergy around me, as if God himself was behind me, spiritually guiding me forward to complete the game. At first I thought this game was a bit boring, but after that surreal holy sensation that I felt, I got the urge to fully complete the game to see if there's anything more and continued playing it all night. On the final level, I struggled a lot but nevertheless I managed to finally save Jesus in the game, thinking to myself that now I can finally turn off my computer and go to sleep. However, a few moments later I witnessed an otherworldly experience as I watched the real Jesus materialize in front of me, I froze in the moment thinking I'm hallucinating or this is a weird dream, but no, there he was standing and looking at me. Moments later he slowly reached out to hold my shaking hands and told me not to worry, that all my sins would be forgiven and I shall be freed from my shackles. I was still shaken in the moment, trying to understand what just happened and what he meant. The next second just as I was planning to finally break my silence, he let go of me and started dematerializing himself with a graceful smile on his face. After that weird but holy experience, I logged off to go to sleep, still debating myself at what just happened. On the next day when I woke up, a giant relief poured over me, as if all the sadness and depression had left my body and a giant weight had been lifted off of my shoulders. I hadn't felt such happiness and joy in what felt like ages and I immediately went out of my parents basement and took a nice stroll at the grass fields outside my house. I felt each blade of grass slowly brushing against my feet, an experience I hadn't felt at the time in years. I went back inside, now motivated and determined to get my life in order and I immediately contacted the local unemployment center to acquire a job. The day after that I decided to go the gym and start working hard to acquire a new look for myself and socialize with the people around me. A week later, I got a job and was hired as an Intern at the local office, I also started hanging out with a very sweet girl I met from the gym. A few years later and now I am a happily married father with a beautiful wife and two newborn children. Only a few know about this personal detail of mine, but ever since that moment I saw him, I started going to the local Church every Sunday to pray and thank the Lord for helping me turn my life around, because truly speaking.. in the end, he saved my life.. just as I had Saved Jesus.

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Funny flash game. Finished around Easter for lolz