Save Jesus

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My friend gave me this game because he stole something from me in MINECRAFT (he gave it back later). As compensation, it cost him 0.49€. Instead of hours of fun, I went through an hour of pain. I am currently at level 43 and am planning on finishing it tomorrow. It is 23:58 right now, I will not sleep well and will probably have nightmares about this game. It was a really eye-opening game, and I felt very honored to save Jesus Christ from the Romans and the time traveler who called me stupid. While playing, I experienced the five stages of grief. If you are a masochist, buy this. If not, buy it anyway and show your friends how you play through it so they can laugh at you while you have a mental breakdown. Amazing game! Buy it! Works amazingly under Linux!

oloco..

I didn't save Jesus. Jesus saved me..

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7

I booted up I Am Jesus Christ expecting Skyrim… but with sandals. Instead, I got: Holy Spirit stamina bar Miracles on cooldown Side quests like “Feed 5000 people (optional but highly recommended)” And Satan pulling up like a final boss with main-character energy You basically walk around ancient Judea performing miracles like it’s a divine sandbox—healing people, turning water into wine, and low-key flexing on physics. Over 30 miracles btw, so yes, this is technically the most overpowered build in gaming history. Combat? Minimal. Vibes? Immaculate. NPCs? Either inspired or confused. At one point I tried to sprint but remembered… this is a peaceful playthrough. No violence, just good vibes and divine side quests. Honestly felt like Animal Crossing but everyone’s waiting for a sermon. Also: Fast travel = walking Mana = faith Tutorial = the Bible (lore is kinda deep ngl) 10/10 would turn water into wine again 🍷 Final Verdict: If you’ve ever wanted a game where the ultimate strategy is kindness, congratulations… you found the most wholesome “god mode” ever made.

Honestly its a pretty fun little puzzle game reminiscant of old flash games. Pretty good for the price and DEFINITELY worth it on sale.

[b] P. S. Если сложно пройти игру, используй мое руководство: [/b] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3561496240 [h1] УВЕРУЕТ ПЛЕСЕНЬ [/h1] Это казуальная головоломка, которая пусть и не пытается копировать механику знаменитой Cut the Rope, но подтекст крайне сомнителен. Вместо кормления монстра конфетами здесь нужно «спасать» простенько нарисованного Иисуса от римлян и катящихся валунов. Всего в игре 60 уровней, и на каждом одна и та же задача: раздавить всех противников камнем (скин которого меняется каждый раз) и по возможности собрать три звезды. Геймплей реализован максимально криво. Многие сегменты требуют миллисекундной точности, иначе валун либо не долетает, либо улетает в молоко. В игру постепенно добавляют новые элементы: прихожан, которых нельзя убивать под страхом провала, и зеленые блоки, уничтожающие камень при касании. Есть попытки в интерактив с досками и ящиками с динамитом, но из-за топорной физики всё это превращается в пытку. Последние 10 уровней — это вообще апофеоз ленивого дизайна, где валун просто катается по арене, а вы должны надеяться на удачу и корявые скрипты, чтобы посредством взрывов направить его куда надо. Иногда кажется, что единственный способ победить — это реально МОЛИТЬСЯ, чтобы физика сработала как надо. Визуально проект выглядит как дешевая поделка, эксплуатирующая старый мем («дружища Иисуса» с обложки). Попытки заигрывать с религиозной тематикой выглядят беззубо и нелепо: даже с позиции атеизма концепция, где христианская эстетика мешается с кровавой расправой над врагами, кажется полным бредом. Звуковое сопровождение тоже раздражает. Нормальной настройки нет: даже если выключить музыку, враги на некоторых этапах продолжают бесконечно и громко звиздеть, и этот шум никак не убрать в отдельности. Проект пытается провоцировать, но не предлагает ни интересного геймплея, ни качественной сатиры. Убивать время под такое - себя не уважать. [h3] Вывод: [/h3] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3611529199 [i] P. S. 2x. Понравился отзыв или мой профиль? Скинь награду Steam на отзыв. Благодаря вашей поддержке я продолжаю получать удовольствие от игр и написания обзоров! [/i]

[h1][b]A Game Where Saving Jesus Means You Will Do the Opposite of What He Taught[/b][/h1] [h3][b]Purpose[/b][/h3] This game is a kind of puzzle game with a "Save Jesus" theme. As such it works in an anti-christian way as in order to "Save Jesus" you will need to kill some people, generally Roman soldiers. The game is also anachronistic as in order to solve some setups, you will be using dynamite to make the balls that kill soldiers bounce around. [h3][b]How it works[/b][/h3] You have to send different types of balls to kill Roman soldiers (3 to 5 soldiers on average) and allow you to accumulate stars in different positions in each setup. Ideally, you want three stars while killing all Roman soldiers meaning you get a perfect score. There are 60 setups, but in order to get all Achievements, you only need to get perfect scores in 50 of them. The balls you will be using have different physic characteristics which means you will need to adjust to their ways of bouncing around. [h3][b]Verdict[/b][/h3] [b]THE GOOD:[/b] (i) it can be found on the cheap (when for sale at -90% discount), (ii) it doesn't need much resources, only a potato PC, (iii) you can expect around 3 hours of play to solve all setups, and around 10-12 hours of play in order to get a perfect score in each of them, (iv) game controls are ok, and there is a way to select the type of ball you will be playing with, which will help when you are chasing the Achievements, (v) it has Achievements, and Steam Trading Cards. [b]THE BAD:[/b] (a) this game is not remarquable in its mechanics, less than average really, (b) for what is is, it requires around 700 MBs on your HD, (c) the theme is supposingly making you think you will be saving Jesus by killing people, which is exactly the opposite of what he was teaching. Jesus was exactly teaching that in order to save the world of man, consideration for the others, love, spiritual, emotional and physical healing was what mattered. To make others suffer willingly meant that you would be harming God, as God is present in each and everyone of us. He also said to us: "Whatever you do to the least of these, you do for me". Which means helping, comforting, mending, healing, etc. to other fellow humans is not only something you do to others but also to God. Sorry if I sound preachy, but this aspect of the game where you kill to save Jesus really struck a chord. [h3][b]TLDR:.[/b][/h3] This game is cheap when for sale, good for Achievements seekers and people looking for Steam Trade Cards. As a game it is less than remarquable compared to others of the same type, and it is morally wrong. Buy only if heavily discounted.

ten out of ten i jizzed to this shii