Salamander County Public Television

YAY!!!!!

fun game enjoyed the gimmicks

Silly 7/10

like warioware but with a better story that shouldnt be better than warioware

Набор необычных, в меру сложных мини-игр, сделанных из вроде как стоковых картинок. Даже сюжет есть. Он забавный и с долей бреда (в сравненее можно сопоставить Stocktales от Sr Pelo). Есть в этой игре какая-то домашняя атмосфера, будто смотришь видео с Ютуба времён 2014 годов.

Continuing my palette cleanser selection of games with something that is as stupid as Frog's Adventure was cute. SCPT is a collection of minigames with the common thread of them all having art assets entirely comprised of stock images, and the games themselves controlling really stupidly. I feel like these two ideas aesthetically go really nicely hand in hand, with the collage of random images that you feel like you've seen before giving off the vibe of something really ramshackle and scrappy, built and held together with strips of tape. None of these are especially complex in any regard, usually being about a single interaction and simply trying to get that one thing to work properly for you, figuring out the best way to make it all work in your favour. The overall simplicity and artstyle of this makes it feel like a collection of loading screen games to random flash projects, which I'm very charmed by, since it captures such a specific feeling rarely felt to such a consistent frequency outside this game. Big fan of the way that this also has a story equally as stupid as the gameplay itself, loosely tying together a bunch of ridiculous, disparate threads and providing a tiny bit of context to the total madness in a way that surprised me, given that far more cohesive minigame collections have done less in this regard. Not all of these are winners of course, with some of them being so finicky and obtuse to control that it falls into painful territory, or ones that focus on interactions that are frankly just not very interesting to interface with, but it's definitely more good than bad here. Shoutouts in particular to the bowling minigame for the way it manages to combine the more finicky control schemes with one of the most fun interactions that can be found here, going above and beyond in such a way that I felt compelled to keep going at it even after succeeding at achieving the gold medal in it. Overall this ends up making for a very pleasant afternoon, would recommend to those who enjoy the act of controlling something in a game feeling like driving a forklift. 7/10

silly little game made almost exclusively of stock photos. the minigames are enjoyably goofy, don't overstay their welcome, and are usually pretty fun to master for the gold medal and bonus objective. all of the characters are awesome; i especially love geoffrey and ember, but rich richardson, the mouse, and susan are also cool. just one slight complaint: i wish the game made it clear you could retry the minigames after beating it, since i restarted the game several times after accidentally moving onto the next day while trying to restart a minigame for the gold medal and bonus objective (only to then find out i could have gone back to all of them at the end instead of deleting my save file each time). that's beans.

Overpriced and uninspiring meme game

as someone who's been the employee with the art pfp who talks in all lowercase even at work, and laughs their ass off at any and all stock images, i thoroughly enjoyed this game. felt like a collection of scratch games but they were all pretty fun if not wonky, got me to really go for the objectives. overall this is probably the most distinct personality i've seen a game have. i was cackling all the way through, this is so my sense of humor. ember best girl

I'm not sure if this game has a better or dumber plot than WarioWare, but this is what the public wants so lets just see where this goes. It has good creativity for a game that just mashes up random ideas and uses stock photos to fill up TV slots. The minigames are neat and the story is a good amount of funny to illustrate how bizarre Salamander County is while trying to salvage something from your job as a professional thing-doer. If nothing else, you can just look at the main menu for all the nonsensical and comedic ads and news they're providing. The game has a good personality that holds some merit to its enjoyment.