President Evil

Starts off alright but goes downhill the moment leave first house. 'Run blindly through forest looking for random object' game. Does advertise walking for hours, didn't expect it's because there are [b]zero[/b] checkpoints. Which might not be so bad if not for the invisible enemies and sound fx made in a toilet bowl. No real story to keep me interested. Basic quest-line that is unvoiced and directs to objectives. Couldn't find car key when standing on top of the dot so I decided to kill myself and call it a night. Might be worthwhile for achievement hunters, anyone else I'd recommend a pass. Cheers. https://youtu.be/1A5IfhNIue4

President Evil is a game that attempts to shove two completely unrelated satirical themes in to one giant abomination. On one hand, it's a Resident Evil parody. On the other hand, it makes fun of Donald Trump. Put them together, and what do you have? A completely unpolished title that seems impossible to beat. You run around, collecting letter cards and Statue of Liberty souvenirs, all while attempting to find your next objective. You'll start the game off in a small shack surrounded by political propaganda. You might pick up some of the letter cards and the golden Statue of Liberty if you give a care enough to do so. You'll then open the door and follow the clearly cut trail in the woods to your first destination, and upon arriving there you may start thinking "That was pretty easy, this will be a piece of cake" while the long, badly translated dialogue plays out. You may even notice the blue dot on the mini-map in the upper right hand corner and start following it. Little did you know that the forest is riddled with death traps that can barely be seen, killer walls that mark the boundaries of the map, and mountains that are scalable by simply jumping up their completely vertical incline. You'll continue to run around, die, restart, climb sections that would be impossible in other games, and attempt in vain to find your next destination; which is a shack in the woods. There are many shacks in the woods, but you need to find a certain one. You may even hit the ESC key to pause, bringing you to the sudden revelation that you have a cell phone in the game with a flashlight. You finally make use of that flashlight, which helps you to see the death traps a little clearer. If you're lucky, you might even find your way to your second destination. That's where President Evil really gets fun. You see, President Evil has no rules. It has no understandable mechanics (other than run and move). It has no tutorial. Upon arriving at the second area, you'll need to find a jerrycan; all I can say here is good freakin' luck. I ended up finding it, only to be immediately killed by some spirit that comes out of nowhere. The marker on the map that shows where the jerrycan should be, does not lead you directly to said object; oh no, that would make sense. You'll find it laying up against a tree instead. You might even be able to outsmart the evil spirit that comes to kill you by running back to the truck that needs said gasoline. Guess what? You'll be told that you still need a key and a battery, and the spirit will swoop down and destroy you. And there is where I ended my "adventure" with President Evil; the haphazardly thrown together piece of junk that it is. In fact, that's where most people end their time with the game, if they get that far. I've only managed to find one gameplay video on YouTube, and the guy couldn't find the jerrycan so he rage quit. To be fair, the store page does make it clear that President Evil is a bad game, but that's no excuse for it being so abhorrently unpolished; some of the letter cards aren't even able to be picked up. Do yourself a favor and steer as far clear from this one as possible. [h1]Rating: [b]0.5/5.0[/b] - Abysmal, avoid it like the plague.[/h1] The Horror Network [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/28221963/]Curator[/url] | [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thehorrornetwork]Group[/url] Click for Gore

Диалоги действительно писал стендап комик. Не смешно и скучно.

[h1] Нам нужно построить стену от плохих игр! [/h1] Ох уж эти игры "одной шутки", вся суть которых в нелепости самой идеи. Путин, Навальный, Трамп, гачимучи, блоггеры всех мастей и расцветок, про кого только за последние годы не делали эдаких "рофляных" игр, вся суть которых в карточках/ачивках. Сами можете посудить, платишь рублей 30, зато получаешь с этого карточки, которые полностью/частично окупают стоимость. Разработчику - деньги на дешевое бухло и сижки, покупателям - карточки и ачивки. Идеальный симбиоз. Как не трудно додумать, тут у нас тот же случай: патологически несмешно, безыдейно и сломано (игру нельзя пройти, т.к скрипты отсутствуют). Надо ли говорить что-то еще? [table] [tr] [th] [b]Если вам понравился обзор, то подписывайтесь на мою [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/34412766/] кураторскую страницу [/url], где я периодически пишу про самые разные игры, а также вступайте в мою [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/osobokrupniy] группу [/url] и подписывайтесь на [url=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxFcy9SDzg6Ph1RF61mc7xw?] YouTube-канал [/url]. Если обзор Вам не понравился, то все равно заходите, чтобы написать мне почему я неправ.[/b] [/th] [/tr] [/table]

Have you ever said to yourself : "Wow. this is the worst game I've ever seen in my life"? well, this game is even worse than that :D

Sooooo... Wo fange ich bei diesem technisch nahezu perfekten Stück Software nur an?! 1. Es scheint nicht fertig zu sein! 2. Wenn man schon gerne alle Erfolge holen möchte, man kann 2 Karten irgendwie nicht aufsammeln, also schon mal mindestens 2 Erfolge die nicht funktionieren! 3. Man stirbt oft. 4. Die Mission geht einfach nicht weiter, es kommt immer nur ein nahezu perfekter Klang und nichts passiert, wahrscheinlich blockiert das hier auch direkt wieder einen Erfolg. 5. Man stirbt oft. 6. Humor ist natürlich ganz toll... vielleicht ist es auch einfach nicht mein Humor. 7. Ohne wirkliche Erklärung rennt man wie angeschossen durch die Gegend, bis man wieder irgendwo stirbt. Ich hab keine Ahnung was der Sinn sein soll. Soll es lustig sein? Soll es für Erfolgsjäger sein? Soll es ein Horror-Walking-Simulator sein? Für mich ist es ein Meisterwerk im Punkto Schrott! Selten etwas so frustrierendes gespielt wie das. Falls jemand weiß, wie die Leute die mir noch fehlenden Erfolge geholt haben, gerne melden. Ich warte auf die Erleuchtung! Also für alle, die meinen hier mal ein schnelles 100% Spiel zu ergattern > Finger weg! Alle die einen Walking-Sim wollen > Finger weg! An Alle > FINGER WEG! Der Community Hub von dem Spiel ist scheinbar auch schon gestorben, wahrscheinlich in die falsche Richtung gelaufen, genau wie im Spiel!

PÉSSIMO! O primeiro objetivo é você atravessar a floresta. Você dá 3 passos pra fora de casa e morre, sem motivo, sem razão, sem explicação. Tentei jogar um milhão de vezes, tentei todos os caminhos. Você simplesmente morre do nada! Não gastem esses 4 reais com o jogo. Comam uma coxinha que é bem mais negócio.

Не покупайте этот юнити шлак и треш. Единственный враг кривой и дамажит по любому, на читах. Ловушки не видно на макс настройке графики, вместо конусов плоские круги. Адик взял бензин и не дал новый квест, игра в тупике. Некоторые ачивки сломаны и не берутся. В игре нет сохранения, если выйти из игры. Плюс ещё 1000 и 1 баг в придачу.

当我我操纵着主角来到第一个npc面前后，我才意识到事情的严重性—— 这个npc没有建模； 于是制作者很机智地让主角对着窗户说话，大概是想表达这个npc在窗后吧，我还觉得这个设定很机智，毕竟充分利用了游戏现有条件； [spoiler] 然后我就笑不出来了，因为主角和这个窗户整整尬聊了三分钟； [/spoiler] 期间，对话不能跳过、主角不能移动，但是想到接下来可能还有有趣的剧情，于是微笑回到了我的脸上； 然而交代完剧情后我才发现四周都是草，根本没有下一条路。 路痴的我笑容逐渐消失。

Игра понравилась, желаю автору успеха! Не забрось проект, но 1. Диалоги деревянные 2. Непонял как пройти задание со следом бензина, пришел и что делать? 3. Кнопки при меню (ESC) не работают *Перед выпуском игры проверте её, И НЕ СТОИТ ВЫПУСКАТЬ НЕДОДЕЛАННЫЕ!