
Good or Insane? The choice is yours. Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis.
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Languages: English, Russian, German, French, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil
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wtf is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The most disgusting and failed game ever. It is deeply offensive to Islam, and it is offensive to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and Prophet Isa (peace be upon him). This trash should not exist on Steam. Do not waste your money, do not play it, and report it immediately. Delete it and boycott these developers
это смешнее 2 части, всё
Игра вроде так себе потому что там много странных тем и миссий по типу иди собери салфетки от кое чего вообщем аккела плохо постаралась и ещё не так весело как во втором постале вообще играть можно
Так себе часть если честно, но я слишком люблю постал так что все равно буду всё проходить. Советую только тем кто готов играть в любую так себе игру из-за любви к этой вселенной
how do you make a postal game without jumping, or first person? Download Postal 3 to find out! This game sucks
Кусок не смытого говна
worst 10h of my life(plsy it its life changing)
é uma desgraça esse jogo tem varios bugs é a jogabilidade é uma merda os meus 20 reais jogado ao lixo
Postal 3 sure is a game. Now the updates did greatly improve it, but there's no salvaging for this one. The good: - Combat is actually fairly decent. It's fun when you're not swarmed by like 50 enemies. - The soundtrack slaps for the most part (the bridge theme gets annoying real quick). - Corey Cruise lowkey does a pretty good voice for the Dude. Some of the voice lines needed better direction though. - Catharsis looks pretty good. Probably a result of the source engine but yeah it's pretty. - Zoom has done a great job to make an infamously buggy game as this tolerable to play. Throughout my playthrough I only encountered 3 crashes, and few FPS drops. - Like 4-6 weapons total are actually fun to use. - The cutscene aesthetic is nice. They vary from comic-like strips to film grain scenes. - Few levels are actually well-designed and fun to play. The precinct level was a blast. The meh: - Almost all of the levels are just "kill [number of people]". It gets repetitive real quick. but this was started by Apocalypse Weekend and Postal 1 so I guess I can't fault it for that. - There's no map, health pipes, food items, a stats board, or the option to kill the Dude. They're not inherently bad but can be off-putting. - The Bad: - The karma system is just bad all around. It's messy, doesn't work as intended, and is strange in a Postal game. Why are you getting punished for going postal in a Postal game? I had to download a mod just to fix it, and even then, its idea is still pretty stupid. Simply choosing paths between the cops and the cultists should be enough to determine the endings, but no, we need a morality system too. - Majority of the weapons are either useless or are severely nerfed from Postal 2. The machete and flamethrower for instance were fun in the previous game, but here they're just generic weapons without the overpowered kick that made them fun the first place. Weapons like the vacuum sucker and badger have little to no use. - The game often swarms you with tons of enemies that can tear your health to shreds in a minute. You're encouraged by the game to use the cover mechanic, but even then, you still get shot. All the large waves get really repetitive and annoying quickly. - Now there's a free roam option, but in the main game, you don't really get to sightsee because you're always interrupted with the newest mission. The game follows a linear structure like Apocalypse Weekend, and much like it, doesn't really give you much of anything to explore. - Majority of the humor just reeks. It's all either outdated memes or "haha sex". - Achievements don't unlock unless you tamper with the game files. - The boss fights are awful, all of them. They're all extremely tanky (literally for the final one), and just require you to gun and bail. - If you're gonna use regenerative health then commit to it. Healing time is painfully slow. - A really janky game. Bullets often don't land where you hit them, the AI sometimes downright ignores your existence, and the movement somtimes inverts itself (required me to restart the game). All in all yeah Postal 3 does indeed suck. Not as much as the internet makes it out to be I'd say, but yeah it sucks regardless. I'd give it a neutral rating if I could, but I went with a positive because unfortunately it's a guilty pleasure. You at least get to see the Dude's coma dream in Paradise Lost firsthand so I give it that.
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