
Feel like a porter in a medieval castle.The player needs to think about the correct order of delivery of objects, because they will interfere, then delivery of other objects, everything is not as simple as it seems at first glance. This is a puzzle game.
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From the legendary maker of "Berries Challenge" and "Temple with traps" comes "Porter in the Castle", already a true masterpiece! Oh dear, it's that "developer" again. My dude, you can hide behind a different name all you want, one look at the code and it's becoming glaringly obvious who made this crap. As before, dead code and assets everywhere, greatly inflating the game's install size, not to mention all three platform's versions are in the same download. Again. It's like they always use the same Unity project and just tack on stuff. In fact I'm pretty sure that's [i]exactly[/i] what's going on here. As is custom with this "developer" there's not much resembling a game here. You play as a porter having to bring six objects into a castle. They only fit at specific spots and putting them into the right place causes them to become obstacles so you need to bring them in the right order. That's it. That's the whole game loop. The presentation is less than fantastic (and quite a step down from "Berries Challenge"). There's no animation so the player character just slides around motionless. There is, however, a random explosion playing over and over again. Explosions are always good although the frequency of it might be a bit too much. Controls are absolutel jank. This must be the most basic player controller [i]ever[/i] but they still manage to mess it up with terrible collision detection and incredibly floaty jumping. You'll be stuck in the environment in no time, I promise you. Dear whoever you are, please don't make "games" anymore - or at the very least save your 100 quid for Steam and stop polluting the platform with your drivel. Thank you.
This game is stupid. Do not buy it. You pick things up, you put them down, that's it. There is no game and it is not fun.
It's merely a game.. you pick things up, you drop things at certain location on different elevation :o Ain't worth its price, wouldn't be worth 1$. I guess it's alright if you get this game at 50c and you are an achievement hunter. Otherwise stay clear from this.
I preface this by saying I did not pay full price, nor will I ever for these games. I grabbed this is one of their bundles and spent maybe a dollar US for this and another Hede game. I enjoy most of these as a cheap, relatively quick time killer. This one, however, was one of the most infuriating ones they've released. Even if you can grab it insanely discounted, don't waste your time. The hundo is not worth the irritation.
Porter in the Castle — трэш. Все забаговано, сломано и еле работает, традиционно для этого хэдераста. Расставляем местный мусор по местам за местного жирдяя, получаем ачивы, удаляем этот трэш. Как итог: трэш как он есть. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1276836226 [i]P.s: если этот обзор был для Вас полезен ставьте лайк, а также добавляйтесь в друзья и подписывайтесь на меня как куратора - [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/28776273/] Обзоры онлайн [/url][/i]
Olha o preço. Só mais um aset flip troll com preço zoeiro para ser adicionado em bundles. "$1000 em jogos por apenas $1, super promoção." Passe longe
ЭТО ИГРА НЕ ТО ЧТОБЫ Г0ВН0 а прям Г0BHИЩE. Не советую никому. Даже за бесплатно. Я серьёзно. Лучше поиграйте в другую игру, в эту я поиграл за вас. обновляю отзыв (27 февраля 2026) : Чёрт подери... ты настолько уверен в том что твоя игра стоит 6500 рублей? Ты кто? обновляю отзыв (20 мая 2026) : Чел, ты слишком в себя веришь. даже со скидкой в 95% ... за 325 рублей или меньше... та даже за бесплатно не уперся твой кал никому. Разве что смеха ради
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Porter in the Castle is an horrible 2D puzzle-platformer. If you ever make a platformer, make sure your character can jump without the need to move and make sure that those nice stone bricks don't act like ice. That was a painful 20 minutes of trying to navigate to the top of the castle... Overall, excruciatingly painful controls and $200 for a 5-20 minutes game depending on luck or 'skill'. Hard pass.
Garbage asset flip. Obnoxious & horrendously glitchy moving mechanics. Absolute and utter garbage. Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles, not all though. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
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