Cone Flyers Mercenaries

genuinely a fun game with INSANE amounts of content. i was blown away, like seriously. the music slaps as well 👏

Cone Flyers Mercenaries is one of my favorite games I've played this year, at the very least in my top 10. The game is sort of like a combination of touhou and super meatboy, with VERY difficulty platforming and bullet hell sections. If you can't handle dying a lot (and I mean A LOT) then this game probably isn't for you. However, the game does feature an easy mode with a dedicated slowdown button and easier enemies which could make the experience better for some people. The game's dungeons also feature a ton of checkpoints so you won't lose a lot of progress from dying. Speaking of dungeons, the game has a fairly unique level system, where each planet is a hub world to the dungeons, with each dungeon containing a majority of the actual gameplay. To go between planets you have to fly to them on your ship which is really fun and has yet to get annoying. The game's visual style is VERY charming and, despite looking ametuer at times, is very well animated. The comedy and visuals is one of my favorite parts about the game so far. The music of the game is also REALLY GOOD. The ost sadly has not been released yet so GET ON THAT PLEASE My only real complaint is the lack of a death transition, which makes it kind of hard to tell when I die. A shorter cooldown between respawns would be very helpful as well.

this game went overlooked. it didnt get the glory it deserved. it should have been the one basking in the sunlight, while the other mediocre games sulked in the shadows, looking envious as their inferiority to this piece of art was clear to everyone. it might be easy to overlook this game, with its crude artstyle and wacky premise,but anyone brave enough to look beyond the curtain that blinds the common folk will certainly not regret doing so. this game is comfirmed to be the perfect combination between platforming,shooting, and litteraly everything else ever in any video game. some might find this weird. they doubt these claims, not trusting the holy word of the cone man god bless his soul; even though he only brough happiness and joy to all whom turned to him. they will say ''but its such a small devteam! this game looks like the drawings my 3 year old autistic kid drew on the walls with his ♥♥♥♥ this morning!'' they doubt without giving it a chance, finding comfort in a life of comfort and mediocricy, while those bravely opening their third eye to the cone team live a life of endless luxury and wealth. the heretics dont want to accept this reality. they would rather think they were right, that giving money to this ''crude looking'' game would be unwise. they would rather live a dull life than even consider the idea of a small loss for the closure of knowing. i pity these people. i hope one day,they also see the great light that cones are. now i want to get personal. personal with the reader; im sure you are convinced of how great this holy cause is. but to any needles sceptics, i want to tell you the story of how i was converted to this holy cause myself. i was a circle merchant in the school of 2 tangents drawn from the same point are equal lenght school. i was making a good living, and was even about to get married. but than, people in my town started geting sick. the triangulars blamed my circles,and i was shunned. my business started to die down and i didnt even have enough money to got through with my marriage ah,i remember how peacifull that day was. i was looking up at the sky on my yard,thinking about how to restart my business, when i saw the pitchforks and torches aproach me. scared for my life, i ran inside my home, but the enraged crowd broke down my door and beat me untill i was bruised everywhere, i pleaded for my life, wich only made them angrier, taking the blacksmiths tongs and pulling out my tounge so i couldnt scream anymore. i almost lost conciousness, and even my fiance spat on my face. i was told that one of the wealthiest merchants known for his charity had recently gotten sick and i was the one to blame for it. accepting my fate,i let them take me wherever they want. they eventually brought me up to a big pile of wood,where i was bound up high and they started the fire under me. the pain was unbearable, and i was about to pass out. but thats when i suddenly heard a very light blue cone scream through the crowd ''LET HIM DOWN!'' , quickly jumping up and unbinding me with a quick swipe of his goober sword. i fell into his arms as he looked down on me and asked ''child, do you reject all circles and cubes in all of their forms?'' i nodded my head. he responded ''than you shall fear no longer,you can rest now''. when i woke up i was in an unfamiliar house with healers tending to my wounds. the light blue cone would come to visit every day, talking to me. i cherished his every visit. he explained to me how it wasnt the crowds fault for doing that to me, it was because of the circles and cubes. it was making people turn on each other,causing chaos on death where none would be needed if we rejected all with smooth and more than 4 edges. even if i could still speak with my tounge, i dont think i could thank him enough for saving me from their evil influance. this is the story of my salvation. i cannot talk about it, so i write it down instead. i hope that one day we will all be unified under the banner of cones and triangular shapes. glory to cone man,may he outlive us all.

This game truly makes you feel like a cone Cone/10

This game has a x-factor most other games don't have. I know not of what it could be.

Very cone-like. Made me realise how hard it is living as a cone. My thoughts and prayers go out to all my cone brothers and sisters. This game is really good, and I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys hard games with funny artstyles. The best way to play this imo is in a discord call with some friends that way they can hear your screams of anguish as you die to the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish for the 50th time in a row, or when you run into a sawblade for the 50th time in a row. If you're ever constipated, just know I ♥♥♥♥ myself 17 separate times while playing this game, so this is even better than laxatives. 10/10 would give this game to a friend (because I did in fact gift this game to a friend)

Cones are just better

The game is unironically a ton of fun