Pih

I don't normally write reviews, but after playing PIH, I felt morally obligated to warn humanity. Before this game, I had no money, no confidence, no purpose, and my Wi-Fi only worked when I stood on one leg. After beating PIH, I now own seventeen mansions, four yachts, a pet dragon, and my microwave thanks me before heating my food. The gameplay is so revolutionary that I accidentally opened it on my calculator, and it started running at 240 FPS. I was expecting a simple game. Instead, I uncovered a philosophical masterpiece exploring the fragile relationship between humanity and... hogs. Every hit carries the emotional weight of a thousand Shakespearean tragedies. Every failure made me question my existence. Every victory increased my credit score. My doctor told me to stop playing because my heart couldn't handle this much peak fiction. I ignored him. He now owns the game too. The soundtrack cured my seasonal allergies, but unfortunately gave me stage 8 tax fraud. This game is criminally underpriced. I paid 500% off, so Steam actually charged me extra because it knew true art couldn't be this affordable. After finishing it, every other game on my Steam library automatically uninstalled itself out of respect. Would get HAMMED again.

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"In the future there will be Hippohawgs, Flying Pihs and Tank pihs." -Nikola Tesla

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The best game of all time

WOW. just wow... This game is truly eye openening. This is not merely just a game, it is an experience, it is feelings, it is something that transcends our perception of anything we can possibly fathom. PIH is beauty itself, i cannot begin to think of anything that might even compare to the beauty of PIH. PIH is something that changes your view of the world, you will not see the world the same after experiencing this masterpiece. I am a strong believer that everyone should try and experience PIH at least once in their lifetime. PIH is such an ethereal presence that I am unable to look at people the same anymore. Before playing PIH i was shallow, meek, to be quite frank i was a loser, but now i feel as if ive transcended, i dont see people from eye to eye, i dont feel the same emotions as i once did. I once thought my lover or my mother was the most gorgeous thing ive ever seen but once PIH entered my life I discarded my old ways of life. I am on a new plane of existence. I once drowned in what I believed to be inescapable thoughts, problems and desires. After witnessing the life changing event that is PIH i have never been the same. I bought PIH on evil sale and went flat broke afterwards, yet this was the best financial decision I have ever made. If I am reborn in a time where PIH exists, no matter who or where I am, I would make the choice to buy PIH in every lifetime. I cannot properly explain the life altering experiences PIH has provided to me, it is truly a once in a lifetime game. As I progressed through the perfectly crafted levels my mind progressively and infinitely expanded, I gained something the day I first played and experienced something that only could have been attained through playing PIH. Just from playing the game I learned important life skills, through the jaw dropping movement, the pin point accuracy and masterful strategy making, I feel that I have become a better person. I will always be trying to chase the high that PIH has bestowed upon me. Alas I will never find anything that comes close to the perfection that is PIH.~ yours truly W-A

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What a game. Burst into tears once beating the game, one of the most stressful yet rewarding games ever. 9/10 do to the monster hogs being a bit too scary.

Best game ever!