Pih

This is the greatest video game I have ever had the pelasure of playing. Can't wait for Pih 2!!!!!

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I don't normally write reviews, but after playing PIH, I felt morally obligated to warn humanity. Before this game, I had no money, no confidence, no purpose, and my Wi-Fi only worked when I stood on one leg. After beating PIH, I now own seventeen mansions, four yachts, a pet dragon, and my microwave thanks me before heating my food. The gameplay is so revolutionary that I accidentally opened it on my calculator, and it started running at 240 FPS. I was expecting a simple game. Instead, I uncovered a philosophical masterpiece exploring the fragile relationship between humanity and... hogs. Every hit carries the emotional weight of a thousand Shakespearean tragedies. Every failure made me question my existence. Every victory increased my credit score. My doctor told me to stop playing because my heart couldn't handle this much peak fiction. I ignored him. He now owns the game too. The soundtrack cured my seasonal allergies, but unfortunately gave me stage 8 tax fraud. This game is criminally underpriced. I paid 500% off, so Steam actually charged me extra because it knew true art couldn't be this affordable. After finishing it, every other game on my Steam library automatically uninstalled itself out of respect. Would get HAMMED again.

"In the future there will be Hippohawgs, Flying Pihs and Tank pihs." -Nikola Tesla

What a game. Burst into tears once beating the game, one of the most stressful yet rewarding games ever. 9/10 do to the monster hogs being a bit too scary.

Best game ever!

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самая лучшая игра в которую я играл, всем однозначно советую!!!!!!!