Pih

This game was carefully crafted by some absolutely intelligent & glorious individuals. I yes this game yes for pig sausage eat good yummy boar absolutely. I love it when a pig comes out of nowhere to throw giant pieces of ham out of their mouth. I adore this game. Yes defenitely yes

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---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template life changing wish i spent more

Entgegen meiner Erwartungen, ist „Pih“ tatsächlich ein ziemlicher lustiger und schwieriger Schießerei-Plattformer in der ersten Perspektive. Das Spiel sieht zwar sehr simpel aus, doch es ist Gameplay- und Story-Technisch sehr tiefgründig. Das Level-Design ist sehr kreativ und gut durchdacht, sodass sich jede Stufe wie ein komplett eigenes, abgeschlossenes Abenteuer anfühlt. Außerdem hat das Spiel für nur 8€ sehr viel Inhalt — über 60 Level und fünf Bosse, um genau zu sein. Die Grafische Leistung des Spiels ist größtenteils sehr gut, doch an wenigen Stellen kommt es zu kleinen Rucklern. Aber das ist absolut nicht schlimm und verschlechtert das wunderbare Spiel und die atemberaubende Geschichte keinesfalls. Was den Spielverlauf jedoch ein wenig abbremst, sind die Bosse, die zum Teil echt unfair sind. Zum VR-Modus kann ich leider nichts sagen, da ich es noch nicht ausprobiert habe. Aufgrund des hohen Wiederspielwerts eine absolute Empfehlung für Shooter- und Plattformer-Liebhaber!

Play pih feels like play pih. ABSOLUTE PIH

This game is like if you took all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maze stages from classic doom, compiled them into a game, and forced the player to 100% each one before they can continue. And by some miracle, the game is actually insanely fun. As much as the game looks unpolished, there's some very clear game design elements in play here. Like enemy placement to corral the player towards the items. The utilization of player viewpoint to convey a sense of scale. Careful softlock prevention (like in that one level with the aboveground pipes spawning a suicide pig). You know how when some movies show a drawing "made by a child", but you can tell by the composition and colors that it was clearly made by an adult? This is the video game equivalent of that. This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules and I've only completed Season 1.