Pih

i remember as soon as i came out of the womb all i ever wanted was an fps where you put pigs to sleep. nothing satisfied my desires until this masterpiece.

This game is basically a fps version of yoshi story for n64. My friends got me this game as a joke, and I basically brute forced my way through the game. If this game is something you really wanna play just skip the first three seasons and play season 4, it has the most stuff going on and I found myself enjoying the game a little bit. The first three seasons all have the same weapon with an ice attack and a fire attack, this got old after one season. Every single level in this game follows a very similar flow chart. You follow the line of food and if there's a corner or cover, there will be a pig there waiting for you and if you just keep going and not kill the pig the pig will kill you. That's the entire game. Every season has a boss and they're all kinda stupid. Just a survival game while you slowly kill them. Moral of the story, only play this game if you're with friends.