Hello everyone. First of all, I just want to say... wow... I was kind of blown away by this. I mean, it wasn't the greatest game ever, but after having like, $5 left over after purchasing Terraria, I felt like going out and finding some cheap, underrated games. And for $0.99, I really can't complain much.
The game is simple, graphics are in the style of Windows 95 FPS RPG games (which is a literal selling point, and part of why I personally bought it), and there are some seemingly ridiculously expensive Foil cards (I got one and it sells for about $3.28 so yeah, there's a little bit of a profit on buying a cheap game so thank you developers for making a small indie game that resulted in me being able to buy more small indie games! Seriously!) so I mean, what can you really complain about? I mean sure, it's only like, 5 levels long, and the game is kind of confusing on who you're supposed to interact with (the game shows your current objective on your cubicle's computer screen, but due to the low resolution of the screen and the low resolution of the character faces and objects like the Gold Watch, it's hard to make out who and what you're supposed to specifically look for), but there's a couple secrets, achievements, and even multiple endings! Yeah, multiple endings in a game made by two busy guys (seriously though, give these guys some credit, they put 11 months of work into the game as stated in the "Quotes" screen accessed from the main menu when you complete the game). Either way, I could praise this for the good things it does all day, primarily because it was cheap, but also because I genuinely enjoyed my time playing it, so let's talk about the cons of the game, huh? Alright, as discussed before, the game is only 5 levels long, and not even inherently long level either, and I blew through the game in about 15 minutes (blind speedrunning and stuff), so it's not hard to say that it could use a LITTLE padding... Another issue I had was that characters didn't have voices. I know, I know, it's the whole "95 experience" and whatnot, but there could've at least been dialog boxes or something, something that informed me, "Hey, this is what I'm saying instead of being a sawtooth sound byte!" Also, as stated earlier, I didn't really initially know where I was going, and the game wasn't too clear on that for the whole computer issue like I mentioned before. Another issue I had was after your character grows in age. Firstly, your character becomes slower which, okay, fine, that's realistic, but from your "young" character, it feels REALLY slow, but the real issue I have with that is the fact that the glasses overlay is a tad intrusive to play with. Other than that, I really have nothing to complain about. There's really not much more to say about the game in general. If you're looking for a quick $1 time waster, I do genuinely suggest this game.
