Nudist Beach Survival Simulator

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Great Game Reminds Me Of The Days When I Was Chased Around By Naked Indian Men When I Snook Into Their Restaurant

Nudist Beach Survival Simulator is an insincerely made joke game, clickbait, dumped on Steam in the hopes it will "go viral" from the "I'm 14 and this is edgy" game concept of physically assaulting people on a nudist beach. Gameplay is extremely shallow, lame 2D retro pixel wave survival brawling as waves of nudists attack you and you have to fight them off. There's no genuine merit or value in this as a serious game, it's just a joke, wasting space on Steam. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 4 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. Nudist Beach Survival Simulator is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

çok saçma bi oyun çıplak bi şekilde plajda diğer gelen çıplakları dövüyoruz bu kadar pixel çıplak ama

Awesome graphics, incredible history, the best game i'v ever played

Ein Pixel klicker Simulator bei dem man Nackte Menschen auf verschiedenen weiße vernichten muss wo bei die sie auch wehren. Da die Grafik Pixel haft ist , ist es egal ob die Menschen nackt oder angezogen sind weil mann eh nicht viel er kennt. Wer es mag seinen finger zu trainieren den würde ich es empfehlen oder jemanden mit seinem geklicker auf die nerven gehen möchte oder wissen möchte ob seine Maus laut oder leise beim klicken ist dem Empfehle ich das spiel .

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first time i play i get stuck on the corner of the map the second time I try to figure out which keys to play and then I click the numbers on the keyboard, which causes the game to crash and force me to reboot the pc

Gra fantastycznie skonstruowana, muzyka wyborna, gameplay prawie perfekcyjny. Widać, że autor nie robił tej gry dla pieniędzy czy dla sławy, lecz z pasji lub dla beki.

One of the greatest pixel game on steam about nudist beaches! + dab + nice pixels + long pens and good style of tits - cannot change keybinds - sometimes game has crashed when u try saving