
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Stealth, but working
Not The Robots hooked me with its brilliant central tension: you have to eat your cover to progress, which means every piece of furniture you consume is both a victory and a liability. The procedurally generated levels keep things fresh, and the way the game's dynamic music shifts seamlessly when sentries spot you adds real tension without ever feeling intrusive. I love how skillful play is rewarded regardless of whether you prefer slow and methodical stealth or fast improvisational runs — both approaches work if you're smart about it. That said, be warned: the difficulty ramps up relentlessly, and the sentries' infinite line-of-sight and random movement can make later floors feel more like desperate sprinting than actual stealth. Still, for the price, this is a clever, atmospheric little roguelike that's absolutely worth picking up if you have any patience for the genre.
we need chinese. 游戏不能白入,为广大中文玩家呼吁中文。 202309,fanatical,steam,steam掉卡抵扣,indie gala,daily indie game,t a o宝,支付宝红包,hxxxx,杉果,它处自定义包入的本体约9元。爱人如己,目前就这,看以后追评。兄弟萌,强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额,通过饰品等挂steam市场转的,高概率red信乃至封号,且行且珍惜。
游戏是个好游戏,基本玩法很简单,潜行吃家具过关。 但是因为地图随机生成,加上敌人路线无法预测,到了Building 4之后必须步步小心谨慎才能过关。 而且游戏中有很多梗,包括成就的文本看了都会让人会心一笑。 [spoiler] 虽然说了这么多,但是因为实在是打不过所以还是耻辱弃坑了。 [/spoiler]
Not The Robots is a goofy stealth roguelike where you play a hungry office robot sneaking around procedural levels, scarfing down the very furniture you’re supposed to hide behind. Random layouts, permadeath and angry lasers keep runs tense and punchy, and when the chaos clicks it feels like a cursed mix of Pac‑Man and office relocation gone wrong.
It's ok
Pretty simple game where you drive a little robot around and "eat?" objects before other robots kill you. It's fine, but pretty simple and didn't hold my interest.
Te digo una cosa; en este juego se chupa de todo lo habido por haber y hace tiempo que quería comprar una buena aspiradora, pero no para jugar. Si tuviera una escoba, cuantas cosas barrería...
2/10
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