
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
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The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Jul 24 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

Sums Steam only; Nintendo publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $4.99 | 5Kreviews | 89% | — | $377.9K |
| $4.49−55% | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
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Reviews
Themes across 51 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
[h1]给《通神榜》写个测评:十几块钱的“吸血鬼代餐”,吃完就忘那种[/h1] [hr][/hr] 如果你玩过《吸血鬼幸存者》或《土豆兄弟》,这游戏就是换个皮肤再刷一遍。没玩过的话,倒是可以花十几块钱尝尝鲜。 [h2]这游戏是个啥?[/h2] 2023年发售的国产“类吸血鬼幸存者”游戏。东方玄幻背景,你操控一个小纸片人,在桃花林里转圈圈,怪物从四面八方涌来,坚持10分钟打BOSS就算赢。 核心机制就三样:捡钱、买技能、凑羁绊。 [h2]玩法:有点意思,但不多[/h2] 跟同类游戏不同,这游戏升级不给技能,给的是属性加成。技能要用杀怪掉的银元宝去买,用金元宝刷新商店。所以你前期的核心任务不是打怪,是捡钱。 技能分物理、咒法、召唤三系,两个特定技能能合成一个“神通”,效果是1+1>2。比如火球+黑洞,满屏爆炸,挺解压。 角色有九个,从剑客到火球少女到村口大黄狗,解锁条件就是“遇到并击败”,不算难。 [h2]优点:画风讨喜,搓出大招爽一下[/h2] 立体纸片画风确实有特色,人物左右移动时纸片身体会来回翻转,挺可爱。不是那种硬套国风的游戏,看起来舒服。 技能融合后满屏特效,火球、剑气、召唤物乱飞,成型那一瞬间挺有成就感。而且便宜——史低十几块,买不了吃亏。 [h2]槽点:内容是真的少[/h2] 这是最大的问题。强力的套路就那么两三个,试完之后就没新鲜感了。有玩家说得直白:“主流构筑探索完毕后,可玩性迅速耗尽”。 后期更新也比较乏力。有评论说“作者跑路了”,虽然不知真假,但2024年之后的更新确实很少。无尽模式做得也糙,有时候莫名其妙暴毙。 随机性还特别大。技能全靠刷新,脸黑的话十几分钟刷不出核心技能,纯坐牢。属性加成5%、10%地加,提升太慢,打BOSS给的奖励也抠门。 [h2]总结:买不买?[/h2] 如果你是“类幸存者”爱好者,市面上主流几款都玩过了,想找个代餐——可以买,十几块钱,刷十几个小时,不亏。 如果你没玩过这类游戏,想入坑——建议先玩《吸血鬼幸存者》或《土豆兄弟》,这俩完成度更高,内容更足。 如果你追求深度、喜欢反复刷几百小时——别买,这游戏二十小时就到底了。 [hr][/hr] [h2]几个实在建议:[/h2] 天赋优先点“初始银两”,开局能多买一个技能,前期舒服很多。金元宝省着用,别乱刷新。以及,[u]选狗子,喷射流是真的爽。[/u] [spoiler](别问我怎么知道的,我用狗子通了洪荒。)[/spoiler] [hr][/hr] 愿你的金元宝永远够用,愿你的神通永远能凑齐。
简单休闲易上手,中规中矩的轻度肉鸽游戏,没有明显亮眼也没有明显短板 个人感觉高难度下怪物增伤幅度稍显不合理,幅度过大
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Languages: Simplified Chinese, English, Traditional Chinese, Japanese, Korean
Hours played at review time, across 51 reviews with recorded playtime.
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我已经过了爱玩肉鸽的年纪了。
就一个优点:便宜! 其它的一无是处
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这比手机版的难1万倍吧,N3那是人打的?
作为类吸血鬼游戏,中规中矩 小剧场比游戏本身有意思(笑死,玩通全为了这一切)
后悔买了 放仓库吃灰去 碍眼
还可以,玩到后面有点重复
存档没了又开不了新档,成就都还在,就第一关打完后不出结算画面就在那里卡着,邮件找官方联系两次都没下文,不要说什么驱动问题我去网吧一样卡结算,总之一句说话不要买不要买!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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