
The year is 1994 and it is the future. NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future. Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice.
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Languages: English*, Polish*languages with full audio support
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Best thing to come out of the year 1994 is Spider-man the animated series.
Achievements don't work
[h1] Auto-runner with weird floating faces and empty levels. All you do is turn left or right and the speed increases with each turn. Not worth a penny. [/h1]
i did it! i beat the first level!!!!!!!!!!
And you run past Benjamin Franklin's head and gray identical skyscrapers, through crowds of cardboard people, through impossible mazes, trying not to fall, not to stumble, not to die. The road is merciless. It conceals turns to ambush you. It becomes a sequence of jumps where you can't just run. You have to fly and twist mid-air. Eventually you stop listening to the voice. Shut down your thoughts. Pure autopilot now. No other choice. Left, right, right, don't think, don't think... I'm just an office clerk lost in chromatic aberrations, and the queen awaits.
Average day in slovenia
we need chinese. 我们需要中文。商店页面已好评,差评为广大中文玩家呼吁中文。 无中文可玩,1内推荐入库。 202211下,t a o宝,支付宝红包,杉果,本平台,本平台充值折扣掉卡,indie gala,fanatical,humble,daily indie game,loot boy,它处自定义包入的本体约3元。爱人如己,目前就这,看以后追评。有中文的游戏请耐心自研体验乐趣,攻略指南尽量不用。不建议使用外挂,插件,作弊之类的,游戏都要这样搞,那现实里那更是如此了。兄弟萌,强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额,通过饰品等挂steam市场转的,高概率red信乃至封号,且行且珍惜。
The image of my subconscious. Drugs when they hit all their phases. Totalitarianism regime of happiness but I’m just a simple ordinary office clerk. I’m not important. But somehow they’re proud of me. I was just 01 of 1994. Now I’m going to meet the queen. I think she got the message; she always knew. She knows I’m not just one. They’re not on my side, but they are in me. There are three of us. Only one said goodbye, though.
Um dos melhores jogos que eu ja joguei, otima gameplay e narrativa profunda, eu super recomendo para qualquer pessoa O jogo não é "hard", ele é bem intuitivo <33
Honestly one of the most pretentious games I have ever played... This game might be fun as a mobile runner title you could snag off the Play Store for a dollar... but as a fell fledged steam release for four dollars? No, just no. Currently this is the only game out of the 250+ games in my steam account that I have refunded. The visuals are bland, the music and text to speech VA is grating, the precision you need to get pickups on the track (and having to make a full lap again if you miss one pickup) feels like artificial difficulty, and the constant monologue isn't anywhere near well written enough to carry the bad gameplay loop... Please, do yourself and the gaming world a favor, and opt to donate the $4 you would've payed for this to a random developer on Itch.io or GameJolt...
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