
NO, THANK YOU!!! is a dark, dramatic mystery hidden behind a comic veneer as all of the men in this yaoi visual novel harbor their own secrets. Uncover the mystery behind the protagonist and this bar disguising a detective agency while flirting with the guys and growing intimate with them.
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You play as Haru, a man who seems to be a kind soul that saved one of the bartenders at sótano from a car crash. However, neither Haru nor the staff of sótano are the men they appear to be at first glance. Flirt with the sexy men running the bar. Grow close and intimate with them. Uncover the secrets of this detective agency in-disguise. All while you lay your preparations to—NO, THANK YOU!!!


Enjoy a dark mystery lying behind a comic veneer and uncover the secrets each character harbors in order to reach each man's true endings.

Both the protagonist and all the romanceable men are fully voiced, even during the sex scenes! Enjoy the wonderful talents of Furukawa Tetsuto (Trinity Universe), Murakami Kazuya (Hakuouki), Tamaru Ryu (Touken Ranbu, Samurai Flamenco), and more!

Throughout the game, the "NO, THANK YOU!!!" button will appear at key, critical moments, and it's up to you to decide whether to proceed, or reject the choice the protagonist is about to make. What choices are those? That's a mystery you'll have to intuit from the story! Just know that choosing wrongly can lead to fatal consequences!
(Note: A Hint Mode which reveals more of the protagonist's thoughts is unlocked after your first playthrough.)
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Languages: English
Engagement
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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수준이 나랑 비슷해서 옵, 옵빠이~ 하면서 플레이하다가 올클하고 (보면서)와씨x (나와서) 와씨X (침대에 누워서) 와씨x 함 엉덩이 보겠다는 음탕한 마음으로 플레이 눌렀다가 왁뿌볼 살 필요 없어짐 히로시누르면 재미있는 소리 나고 내 멘탈에서도 되게 재밋는 소리 남 나도 길가다 아저씨 하나 구하고 휴대폰, 집, 직장 그리고 기억상실증을 얻고 이 게임 다시 하고 싶음
Its a really great game considered that this is the debut of parade... Some plots could be a bit corny by current standards but I mean this game was out in 2013 or sth so its definitely not a problem I really love that they trying to stuff many sex scenes. Love parade!
This game gave me a soft sweet teddy bear to hold only to rip it off my hands when I had my guard down, ripping all the stitching right in my face, sitching it back poorly, only to spit on it, dunked it in a pool of blood, set it on fire, ran over it, put it in a blender and made me drink the mixture. 10/10 sex tho (I'll pretend to not know how to read when I look at the gallery)
Maki 酱。。。我的Maki酱。。。我只想和Maki酱在一起。。。。都是Maki酱让我少玩15块钱的游戏,跟了他完全没心情打其他线了!!
只有我消失的夏天 当幸福触手可及时,却认为自己无法拥有的Good End “一定要回来” Haru,你一定要幸福啊
This game gave me depression in the best possible way
This game is not for everyone, it features very shocking situations, non-con, etc. However, the story is fascinating and very well-written, imo. You unravel things little by little, and the MC is so interesting, so nuanced. I played it years ago, but both the story and the MC have stayed with me. Again, make sure to read the trigger warnings and other reviews, but I fully recommend it if you think you can handle it!
Pretty dark towards the end but still great writing! Though, there isn't much of a "good end" which makes me sad lol
谁能还我一个没玩过NTY的大脑
Completed Hiroshi/Hiroyuki's & Maki's routes so far and whooo boy, there's a good amount of smut scenes, nicely written characters and hidden plot twists. I really liked that the protagonist is an easy going (mostly) top who keeps things engaging as I read through everything with full focus. It was really enjoyable to read how Haru interracts with other characters! The art is absolutely gorgeous too. Amazing! 10/10 for me.
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