Ninja Guy

amazing game graphics are insane and flabbergasting story is tear pulling i think thats the word and also the sory is like insane my dudes

This isn't the worst way to spend an hour. If you can pick this up for a few pennies and want seven fairly easy steam achievements, it's not bad. Don't expect much though. I don't know why a ninja would have an anthropomorphic cow with a stereotypical Hindu accent for a mentor.

Godlike. That is all.

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лучшая игра про наруто

I got this as a gag gift for my birthday (he always buys me a terrible steam game for my birthday) Broken mechanics, boring gameplay/level design, voice acting that's so bad it makes Hotel Mario look like it has GOTY voice acting, obnoxiously terrible dialogue, and the game's broken mechanics make the game difficult to complete. AVOID THIS GAME unless of course you like torturing yourself with terrible games

he Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth Pinyan,[2] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[3][4] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident.

this is game is the amalgamation of all stereotypes from the 2010s online flash game community, this game is a relic of a time long past, when terrible jokes and generalisation where still the norm. overall, this game has a lot of wtf moments due to the blatant disregard for the slight ruthlessness they portray towards several cultures and their stereotypes. morevover, the soundtrack is actually kinda good, the voice acting is funny to hear while doing the most magnificent and graphically intruiging battlestunts money can offer. this game WILL change your life. muesst ihr wissen

NINJA OFFENDED BY TERRIBLE GAME! NINJA UNNINSTALL.

I honestly find the graphics to be kind of charming in a way, and I think this could've been an entertaining hack-n-slash game had the combat/controls not been absolutely god awful. You're given three attacks that have strange default binds: slash, ninja star, and whirlwind. Moving and trying to aim your attacks is the biggest challenge of this game. I only did the tutorial level and the initial section of the first level due to the aforementioned issues and several bugs. You're tasked with a protecting a kid named Billy in that level. At first, I just ran straight and the cutscene began after I'd passed where I was meant to be - locking me out and forcing me to restart. On the second attempt, I finished the initial wave. However, there was one pumpkin enemy left that I couldn't hit so it just slowly murdered the kid. No matter the angle I tried, I could not damage it. On the third attempt, the exact same thing happened - I watched the kid slowly die to an invincible pumpkin.