
From a peaceful training village to a hell-like demon world, you become Ninja Guy, in his hilariously epic quest to prove himself to the Holy Cow Sensei and bring down an evil gargantuan Minotaur! Remember... Guns don't kill people, Ninja do!
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I've been going through the games in my list that I got from bundles years ago recently and wow, I don't even know where to start. This one gets the honor of being the strangest one yet. It's the barebones of a hack 'n' slash game with only three basic close-range attacks and a ranged shuriken attack. Its story is nonexistent, the graphics look ugly, the voice acting is horrendous, and the soundtrack is bad. The only redeeming quality is how easy it is to get a 100% completion rate. Even with Arena Mode, it took me about an hour to do everything the game offers. It's originally a mobile game apparently, and boy, oh boy... even the infamous mobile games that we bash for simply being a mobile game aren't this bad. I mean, if this was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attempt, I give them an A for effort, but if not, the devs must be very, very sad individuals to come up with something like this. Only grab it if you're looking to 100% something real quick. Hell, unless you haven't already got it from a bundle years ago, don't even bother.
This isn't the worst way to spend an hour. If you can pick this up for a few pennies and want seven fairly easy steam achievements, it's not bad. Don't expect much though. I don't know why a ninja would have an anthropomorphic cow with a stereotypical Hindu accent for a mentor.
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Godlike. That is all.
лучшая игра про наруто
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this is game is the amalgamation of all stereotypes from the 2010s online flash game community, this game is a relic of a time long past, when terrible jokes and generalisation where still the norm. overall, this game has a lot of wtf moments due to the blatant disregard for the slight ruthlessness they portray towards several cultures and their stereotypes. morevover, the soundtrack is actually kinda good, the voice acting is funny to hear while doing the most magnificent and graphically intruiging battlestunts money can offer. this game WILL change your life. muesst ihr wissen
I honestly find the graphics to be kind of charming in a way, and I think this could've been an entertaining hack-n-slash game had the combat/controls not been absolutely god awful. You're given three attacks that have strange default binds: slash, ninja star, and whirlwind. Moving and trying to aim your attacks is the biggest challenge of this game. I only did the tutorial level and the initial section of the first level due to the aforementioned issues and several bugs. You're tasked with a protecting a kid named Billy in that level. At first, I just ran straight and the cutscene began after I'd passed where I was meant to be - locking me out and forcing me to restart. On the second attempt, I finished the initial wave. However, there was one pumpkin enemy left that I couldn't hit so it just slowly murdered the kid. No matter the angle I tried, I could not damage it. On the third attempt, the exact same thing happened - I watched the kid slowly die to an invincible pumpkin.
Legitimately a garbage game with terrible everything.
NINJA OFFENDED BY TERRIBLE GAME! NINJA UNNINSTALL.
I got this as a gag gift for my birthday (he always buys me a terrible steam game for my birthday) Broken mechanics, boring gameplay/level design, voice acting that's so bad it makes Hotel Mario look like it has GOTY voice acting, obnoxiously terrible dialogue, and the game's broken mechanics make the game difficult to complete. AVOID THIS GAME unless of course you like torturing yourself with terrible games
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